# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/601 "2014-02-21T19:37:35Z")
Separated by one: \*\*Engine failure. You have one second to save your life. Kitten Pops Out As Hood Pops Up \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/602 "2014-02-21T20:04:39Z")
\*\*99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady I Cannot Burp \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/603 "2014-02-21T20:44:40Z")
\*\* Valid excuse for infidelity? Potentially sticky romantic dilemma \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/604 "2014-02-21T20:45:44Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Separated by one: > > \*\*Engine failure. You have one second to save your life. > > Kitten Pops Out As Hood Pops Up > > \*\* These are now sequential ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/605 "2014-02-21T21:43:02Z")
\*\* What if centaurs existed? Potentially sticky romantic dilemma\*\* There you are in a committed relationship, when a sexy mare trots into the picture… ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/606 "2014-02-21T22:52:01Z")
**Where can I get help for my Python class? Man with Knife Against Python** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/607 "2014-02-22T02:36:06Z")
\*\*20 wacky sex laws in the U.S.: Are you breaking any? It’s Time For My Occasional Reminder About Screws \*\* In some jurisdictions, they may be illegal. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/608 "2014-02-22T17:36:35Z")
\*\* What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have? The Citadel\*\* Yeah baby, only the most privileged women get to touch The Citadel. Wait, where are you going? ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/609 "2014-02-23T04:53:10Z")
\*\*What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have? Kitten Pops Out As Hood Pops Up \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/610 "2014-02-23T14:59:35Z")
**I can’t seem to get over this woman** **Seriously. What’s Your First Name?** ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/611 "2014-02-23T15:00:52Z")
> [@Octarine](#): > > **I can’t seem to get over this woman** > > **Seriously. What’s Your First Name?** Rejected lyrics, before Jim Morrison discovered meter. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/612 "2014-02-23T20:58:55Z")
**If Scotland becomes independent, what will the UK be called? 'Biological half life’** ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/613 "2014-02-23T23:27:07Z")
\*\*How many times have you been in love, Damned Women\*\* and for this one, I switched the order of two around: \*\* What’s the craziest thing you heard at your Thanksgiving gathering? Lobbying Firms that are actually half-decent \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/614 "2014-02-24T03:14:11Z")
\*\*My Real Name Is “Arthur”, And I Love You With All My Heart Seriously. What’s Your First Name? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/615 "2014-02-24T11:44:48Z")
How many times have you been in love? Damned women. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/616 "2014-02-24T11:45:57Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > \*\*What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have? > > Kitten Pops Out As Hood Pops Up \*\* This belongs in the Hall-O-Fame. mmm ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/617 "2014-02-24T13:28:57Z")
\*\*Poll: Sharing beds: Are you a hog? Or do you surrender easily? My girlfriend wants to meet a mutual friend whom she wanted to sleep with before falling for me. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/618 "2014-02-24T13:29:02Z")
\*\* My girlfriend wants to meet a mutual friend whom she wanted to sleep with before falling for me. Tell Me About Small Claims Court\*\* “Your honor, I demand triple damages for emotional distress.” “NEXT!!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/619 "2014-02-24T13:36:03Z")
\*\*Want me to kill that thread for ya? Moved: Favorite misheard song lyrics Moved: Favorite misheard song lyrics \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/620 "2014-02-24T13:52:06Z")
\*\*Who collects the trash in Galt’s Gulch? Ayn Rand and the needy \*\* Now _there’s_ an ironic twist for you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=32)