# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/621 "2014-02-24T15:42:02Z")
\*\* My Real Name Is “Arthur”, And I Love You With All My Heart I’m discouraged! (I thought I had made a new friend.) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/622 "2014-02-24T16:18:28Z")
\*\*Woody Allen’s wife Soon-Yi betrayed her own mother by dating her boyfriend. New Siamese Kitten \*\* Actually, Soon-Yi is Korean. Or does Woody have a new Siamese Kitten that I don’t know about? And which type of pussy are you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/623 "2014-02-24T16:37:46Z")
\*\* My Real Name Is “Arthur”, And I Love You With All My Heart Seriously. What’s Your First Name? \*\* It’s Arthur. And I am serious. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/624 "2014-02-24T17:22:30Z")
\*\* What is life like as an assexual? What about someone without ennervated genitals? Did your Librarian wear gloves? \*\* No wonder the reference desk has suddenly gotten popular. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/625 "2014-02-24T19:28:58Z")
\*\* I Cannot Burp What basic or simple processes/functions are actually difficult for you? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/626 "2014-02-24T19:29:50Z")
**Snake-handling Pastor dies of snakebite Good jokes you’ve heard recently** and right below it on MPSIMS **We have Pigeon Eggs Watch Bald Eagle Eggs Hatch** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/627 "2014-02-24T19:30:02Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* My Real Name Is “Arthur”, And I Love You With All My Heart > Seriously. What’s Your First Name? \*\* > > It’s Arthur. And I am serious. Already done by me in post #614 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/628 "2014-02-25T02:45:18Z")
**20 wacky sex laws in the U.S.: Are you breaking any? Rule 34: Cows** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/629 "2014-02-25T13:13:37Z")
\*\* Can blindness be caused by excessive masturbation? Legal Obligation to Shovel Snow on Public Sidewalks\*\* If public nudity is involved and you can’t see where you’re going, I think the authorities will give you an exemption. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/630 "2014-02-25T16:05:22Z")
\*\*It’s Time For My Occasional Reminder About Screws OkCupid: I signed up \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/631 "2014-02-25T19:33:35Z")
\*\*Northern Californian couple finds a huge stash of gold coins on their property Looks like Mt. Gox might be gone. \*\* Who knew that bitcoins really were made of gold? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/632 "2014-02-25T19:33:40Z")
\*\*So is the Duchess of Cambridge pregnant again or what? It’s Time For My Occasional Reminder About Screws \*\* Yes, one can even be Royally Screwed. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/633 "2014-02-25T21:01:01Z")
\*\*OkCupid: I signed up Saw My First Beaver Tonight! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/634 "2014-02-25T21:52:29Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*OkCupid: I signed up > Saw My First Beaver Tonight! \*\* The enclosed certificate entitles the holder to one (1) internet. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/635 "2014-02-26T02:20:03Z")
From General Questions: [Can I legally choke my chicken in New York City?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=716737http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=716737) [Can blindness be caused by excessive masturbation?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=716536) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/636 "2014-02-26T13:31:51Z")
\*\* New Development in Yellowstone? Help. Car stuck in garage. Broken torsion spring. \*\* “Never mind the geysers, let’s go see’s Bob’s car with the busted spring.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/637 "2014-02-26T13:35:06Z")
\*\* If Kate Upton had done the Chris Hadfield water experiment would the result have been the same? do/could a submarine relly breach the surface like this?\*\* No, you’d need two submarines. ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/638 "2014-02-26T17:58:30Z")
Thinking of dropping cable. What will I miss? Duck Quacks Don’t Echo - TV show ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/639 "2014-02-26T20:41:05Z")
**How did ‘swear words’ become swear words? Are we spelling it “barbeque” now?** I don’t think there are any swear words spelled “barbeque” **Kiss - the story behind their hit song Beth Are you the kiss of death for TV shows?** I just found it amusing that these two were consecutive. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/640 "2014-02-26T23:31:15Z")
**Seriously. What’s Your First Name? I don’t have one. I’m just commoner** Okay, Commoner. Can we just call you Com? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=33)