# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/641 "2014-02-27T00:13:16Z")
\*\*Thinking of dropping cable. What will I miss? Justified, Season Five starts tonight! \*\* Question asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/642 "2014-02-27T13:52:08Z")
\*\* Poll: Would you be castrated to advance your career? Would you take the death test? \*\* Criminy, it’s only a job at freaking Burger King! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/643 "2014-02-27T17:19:22Z")
\*\* Ladies, are you as motivated by sex as men? Poll: Where do you defrost your dinner meat? \*\* _Cosmopolitan_ begins the painful transition to an older demographic. ---
**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nauplius/32/51_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nauplius)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/644 "2014-02-27T21:26:45Z")
\*\*SDMB Believe It Or…(Weird Facts You’ve Learned Recently) Tell me something I don’t know \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/645 "2014-02-28T19:08:17Z")
\*\* Toilet bomb …and why being nasty on the internet can come back to bite you in the ass!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/646 "2014-02-28T20:26:16Z")
\*\*Phrases you don’t really want associated with your name… Toilet bomb \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/647 "2014-02-28T22:08:06Z")
**If you know my real name… Toilet bomb** And that’s why I became a rapper. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/648 "2014-02-28T23:24:30Z")
\*\* Good jokes you’ve heard recently I’m about to read through my new microwave oven instructions manual \*\* Stop it, you’re killing me! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/649 "2014-03-01T11:46:52Z")
\*\*Ladies, are you as motivated by sex as men? I’m giving a speech to middle-school students about “chemistry”. Any advice? \*\* Just tell them that when they meet the right person, they’ll know, and to always use protection. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/650 "2014-03-01T15:52:50Z")
\*\*Good jokes you’ve heard recently Amputee Runner Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend \*\* Worst. Punchline. Ever ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/651 "2014-03-01T16:02:16Z")
\*\* Tell me about Australian Aborigines What does it feel like to get blown up?\*\* Don’t get along well with native peoples, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/652 "2014-03-01T16:10:02Z")
\*\* Toilet bomb I don’t say it enough\*\* Well… um… knock yourself out? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/653 "2014-03-01T16:16:04Z")
\*\*Can blindness be caused by excessive masturbation? Audio-visual perception \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/654 "2014-03-01T17:23:27Z")
\*\*OkCupid: I signed up I didn’t cry. \*\* You will soon. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/655 "2014-03-01T21:44:59Z")
\*\* What would happen if a frickin giant laser… What are your opinions about nuclear power?\*\* Oh, alright. What would happen if a frickin huge reactor… ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/656 "2014-03-02T00:14:51Z")
**Did key parties actually exist? Valid excuse for infidelity?** Not if they never existed. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/657 "2014-03-02T16:23:31Z")
\*\*What’s your favorite canned soup? Curly or Shemp? \*\* Curly – his soup comes with squirting clams: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/qaHLlGtOZbg/hqdefault.jpg "Three Stooges Curly Kills the Clam Soup") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaHLlGtOZbg) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/658 "2014-03-02T19:02:29Z")
**Do skateboarders have some sort of omerta code? Does it matter if there is a funeral for you?** Nope. Everyone else is weeping and wailing. Skateboarders sit and don’t say nuffin’. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/659 "2014-03-02T21:12:12Z")
**Poll: SDMB Oscar Voting: Best Supporting Actress Poll: SDMB Oscar Voting: Best Picture Poll: SDMB Oscar Voting: Best Actress Most awful movie you’ve watched Poll: SDMB Oscar Voting: Best Adapted Screenplay** Is the fourth one a category now? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/660 "2014-03-03T01:44:18Z")
\*\* Find out how fast you read Toilet bomb \*\* Well, That’d cut down the time you spend reading on the toilet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=34)