# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/661 "2014-03-03T03:24:16Z")
\*\*Most awful movie you’ve watched Meatballs (1979) Seriously. What’s Your First Name? Can we play another round of “What the hell were Mom and Dad thinking when they named the kid?” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/662 "2014-03-03T15:41:51Z")
\*\* Yet Another Airline Safety Suggestion: What would happen if a frickin giant laser…\*\* Actually, the TSA doesn’t mind your carrying a frickin giant laser onto passenger flights. Just don’t bring more than three ounces of shampoo. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/663 "2014-03-03T16:37:53Z")
\*\*Help me identify this actor! Xanadu \*\* Olivia Newton John?? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/664 "2014-03-03T18:42:15Z")
\*\* OkCupid: I signed up My Dad, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh\*\* Now _that’s_ a shallow dating pool. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/665 "2014-03-04T13:22:33Z")
\*\* How do dowsing rods work? Can someone explain why this can’t be real?\*\* Because it’s magical bullshit. Trust me, I have a Senior Debunker badge on the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/666 "2014-03-04T15:29:06Z")
\*\*I don’t say it enough Portland, here I come! (bragging thread…) \*\* It seems like I can never find the time to visit Portland, too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/667 "2014-03-04T15:35:23Z")
\*\* Has homosexual behavior ever been observed in invertebrates? Patenting inventions\*\* I really don’t want to know what you’ve come up with for gay clams. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/668 "2014-03-04T20:47:48Z")
\*\*Morals or courtesies that you didn’t realize weren’t universal. Q-pon or coo-pon? \*\* You wouldn’t believe how those weirdos over there say it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/669 "2014-03-04T21:35:49Z")
\*\* The 38th POTUS is…wait! My Dad, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh\*\* Good guesses! But the correct answer is Ted Nugent. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/670 "2014-03-04T23:09:58Z")
\*\*What would happen if 50 cent was dubbed over an anti-masturbation video… Marilyn Monroe has a threeway sex tape? \*\* MPSIMS is getting sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/671 "2014-03-05T01:55:47Z")
**Why the persistent political apathy over NSA surveillance? Geographical mental images you can’t shake even though they are incorrect.** Electronic surveillance will clear that up for you. **Stupid Republican idea of the day Car people: give me advice about my Civic - needs extensive engine work** Buy American! ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/672 "2014-03-05T04:20:06Z")
\*\*What would happen if 50 cent was dubbed over an anti-masturbation video… Ask the voice teacher\*\* ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/673 "2014-03-05T04:23:40Z")
> [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](#): > > \*\* > **Stupid Republican idea of the day > Car people: give me advice about my Civic - needs extensive engine work** > Buy American! Were those really ever sequential? 😕 One is (and has long been) in The Pit, the other is in IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/674 "2014-03-05T04:44:56Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Were those really ever sequential? 😕 One is (and has long been) in The Pit, the other is in IMHO. I assume these are all being culled from New Posts, in which case it’s all a big mix. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/675 "2014-03-05T17:48:03Z")
\*\* Today I started a war with a neighbor Stupid Gun news of the day…\*\* Never take a knife to a neighborhood gun fight. > [@njtt](#): > > Were those really ever sequential? 😕 One is (and has long been) in The Pit, the other is in IMHO. The only Sequential Threads rule is that we don’t talk about Sequential Threads rules. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/676 "2014-03-05T19:50:12Z")
\*\* How do dowsing rods work? I am contemplating a high jump into water. \*\* “There’s _plenty_ of water down there, look how the rod twitched.” SPLAT. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/677 "2014-03-07T03:14:45Z")
**Most awful movie you’ve watched Marilyn Monroe has a threeway sex tape?** Depends what you like, I guess ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/678 "2014-03-07T13:21:58Z")
\*\*Best non-stick cookware? I have a box of chocolates \*\* I’m pretty sure that won’t work ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/679 "2014-03-07T13:41:18Z")
**If you get to ask one question for a person from the 1800s, what would it be? What would happen if 50 cent was dubbed over an anti-masturbation video…** ---
**Author:** ![TaoPilot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@TaoPilot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaoPilot)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/680 "2014-03-12T16:28:54Z")
\*\*Anybody else found themselves disappointed by the gender of some poor innocent fetus? \*\* **Explosion in Upper Manhattan** Wow, that guy _really_ wanted a son. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=35)