# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/61 "2013-12-13T22:29:47Z")
\*\*If you traveled into the past… I need some inexpensive gift ideas. \*\* “A fragment of the True Cross? Oh, gosh–you shouldn’t have!” “Hey, it was nothing–a friend of mine brought it back for me.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/62 "2013-12-13T22:40:58Z")
**6-year-old Colorado boy suspended for sexual harassment in school School shooting reported in Centennial, CO** Kids grow up so fast these days. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/63 "2013-12-14T00:52:09Z")
\*\*6-year-old Colorado boy suspended for sexual harassment in school Leave the Queens Nuts alone! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/64 "2013-12-14T15:44:35Z")
**Poll: Who has better orgasms? Men or women? Good brands in power tools?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/65 "2013-12-14T19:07:31Z")
\*\* Get yer dino some lunch! Edmontosaurus had a Cock’s Comb\*\* A chewy snack, but he’d rather have a rare steak. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/66 "2013-12-15T04:24:35Z")
\*\*What is the evidence for birtherism I’m pregnant! \*\* That’s pretty good evidence. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/67 "2013-12-15T18:22:57Z")
\*\*Poll: Boy-boy exception to monogamy? Poll: Girl-girl exception to monogamy? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/68 "2013-12-15T19:26:02Z")
\*\*What is the evidence for birtherism What does “Nutty” Taste Like? \*\* Not the kind of evidence I was looking for… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/69 "2013-12-15T22:32:14Z")
\*\* What You Get When You Pour Molten Aluminum Into An Ant Hill Cataract surgery\*\* That’ll teach you to wear eye protection when you’re handling molten metal! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/70 "2013-12-15T23:33:04Z")
**I’m pregnant! Bringing a snowman to life** Have you been messing around with Frosty the Snowman again?:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/71 "2013-12-16T00:20:32Z")
**Bringing a snowman to life** \*\*Christmas Elements that Predate Christianity \*\* Well, they never did that in the church my family went to in West Texas, but then there wasn’t all that much snow either. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/72 "2013-12-16T01:08:20Z")
\*\* Question for Snowbirds Is Canadian Real Estate Seriously Over-valued?\*\* Wonder how this poll will turn out. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/73 "2013-12-16T02:07:37Z")
**How long do virgin (guys) last during sex? Dry Socket Experiences?** :dubious: Hopefully he’s doing at least _some_ foreplay first. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/74 "2013-12-16T06:16:21Z")
**6-year-old Colorado boy suspended for sexual harassment in school Feeling like a grownup** There’s nothing quite like that heartwarming moment when a boy grabs his first piece of ass… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/75 "2013-12-16T14:19:14Z")
\*\* I’m pregnant! It’s snow tire time again!\*\* Good idea, your stopping distance isn’t what it used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/76 "2013-12-16T15:49:16Z")
\*\*Supreme Court of India restores gay sex ban. Partially right is totally wrong \*\* Especially that ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/77 "2013-12-16T17:10:32Z")
\*\* What the heck happened to old school acrylic blankets? Post your list of things you will never again do Who wanted an old-school acrylic blanket with satin edge?\*\* For crap’s sake, just buy a Snuggie and shaddup already. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/78 "2013-12-16T17:16:11Z")
\*\* What can I do with leftover eggnog? Let’s Talk Beer Cocktails \*\* :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/79 "2013-12-17T00:30:11Z")
\*\* Survival guide says to eat ashes… spray foam insulation…is it worth it?\*\* Well, if you’re allergic to nuts I guess trail mix is out. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/80 "2013-12-17T03:55:01Z")
**Grammar mistakes that (heaven forbid) you make sometimes despite efforts not to…** **Poop. Pee.** I think those are more than just grammatically different. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=5)