# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/81 "2013-12-17T07:48:34Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* What can I do with leftover eggnog? > Let’s Talk Beer Cocktails \*\* > > :smack: Yeuck! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/82 "2013-12-17T09:04:49Z")
\*\*What You Get When You Pour Molten Aluminum Into An Ant Hill Dust \*\* [_ant, singing mournfully_] “Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/83 "2013-12-17T13:07:43Z")
\*\* Surviving a freefall inside an elevator My first cruise - advice sought!\*\* Considering what’s been happening on Carnival cruises, you’ve been lucky so far. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/84 "2013-12-17T17:10:50Z")
\*\*USA is a shitty country, stop bombing everyone Ben-wynyard Today 11:06 AM Valid points made by villains \*\* In an Australian accent, nonetheless. That _is_ an Austrailian accent, isn’t it? Right? ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/85 "2013-12-18T05:06:00Z")
Currently in MPSIMS…(first two pretty self-explanatory) \*\*Best reactions by others when you tell them you do not believe in God. \*\* **American Loonie!** **I have to vent about my old landlord.** \*\*I’m pregnant! \*\* **English Monarchy Lost Last Bit of Power When?** **Bringing a snowman to life** Nice to know they gave their power for a good cause. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/86 "2013-12-18T14:01:44Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > **I have to vent about my old landlord.** > \*\*I’m pregnant! \*\* I was going to post this along with a comment about how you’re supposed to give the landlord a deposit and not vice versa, but I’m far too tasteful a person. \*\* Jewish Dopers: what holidays do you observe? Poll: Happy Whatever: what are you celebrating this season?\*\* Yes “Whatever” is now the second most popular Jewish holiday after Festivus. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/87 "2013-12-18T14:53:00Z")
\*\*It’s not even winter and I already hate you motherfuckers Decemberrants: Yule post’em here, plz \*\* …and I can see why! ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/88 "2013-12-18T16:07:44Z")
over in IMHO we have: **I’m starting to go bald, and it makes me feel like a worse person. Poll: Pick my new hairstyle** Apparently, the answer to the 2nd one is “cueball.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/89 "2013-12-18T19:08:19Z")
\*\*Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball Impromptu pet toys that weren’t meant to be pet toys \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/90 "2013-12-18T19:53:11Z")
\*\*Just say “Mr. \_\_\_\_” Jelly Fish \*\* [SpongeBob SquarePants] OK, Mr. Jelly Fish [/SB SP] ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/91 "2013-12-18T20:06:57Z")
\*\*What’s Your Party Trick? Restoring Men’s Sensitivity Since 1995 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/92 "2013-12-19T13:35:36Z")
**Happy Whatever: what are you celebrating this season?** **Surviving a freefall inside an elevator** Reason enough to celebrate. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/93 "2013-12-19T14:42:30Z")
\*\*Who should star in a new series of “Road” pictures? Dr. Seuss’ Beowulf \*\* “My way or the highway” does have a Seuss-esque appeal. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/94 "2013-12-19T17:17:46Z")
**If I said I was going to “pinch a loaf”, would you know what I was talking about? The Fed begins to taper. Good** First you taper, then you pinch. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/95 "2013-12-19T17:51:25Z")
\*\*Inoffensive words that make immature people snicker I’m pregnant! \*\* _snerk_ That means she done it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/96 "2013-12-19T19:21:46Z")
\*\* Why is incest associated with poor white people, particularly in the Southern U.S.? Most Efficent Home Heating Strategy?\*\* “We was cold.” Yeah, nice try, buster. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/97 "2013-12-19T19:33:38Z")
\*\*Another Colonoscopy Thread Cracking my jaw and pain \*\* You may want to back off a little, Doc. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/98 "2013-12-20T01:50:16Z")
**Electrical Outlets Doesn’t Work in Apartment What is a "Jack"** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/99 "2013-12-20T08:35:11Z")
**An annual reminder for all you moms** **Help me figure out some upgrades for my dad’s old PC** Geez, how many wives does your Dad have anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/100 "2013-12-20T16:02:19Z")
**Bus robber taken down by his victims. I just had an interesting interaction with the cops, today.** That’ll teach you to rob buses, then. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=6)