# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/101 "2013-12-20T22:42:01Z")
\*\*Need a clever Business Name Fast Felons you have known \*\* The reviews on Angie’s List are pretty brutal. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/102 "2013-12-20T22:58:05Z")
\*\* Why is my daughter’s abdomen tinted green? Why Do cars “Go Out of Alignment”?\*\* ♫ _They long to be Close to you_ ♬ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/103 "2013-12-21T00:41:53Z")
**Just say “Mr. \_\_\_\_” I’m sick of this Global Warming!** Okay. “Mister, I’m sick of this Global Warming!” There, you happy? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/104 "2013-12-21T06:57:34Z")
\*\*Why is American healthcare so expensive? Multivitamins \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/105 "2013-12-21T11:59:51Z")
\*\*Rudolph, you’ll go down in history (like \_\_\_) The biggest wimp in the movies \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/106 "2013-12-21T13:13:14Z")
**Your favorite personal Walter Mitty fantasy Bus robber taken down by his victims.** The bus token rattled down into the farebox, _pocketa-pocketa-pocketa_… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/107 "2013-12-21T17:01:06Z")
\*\* What weird-ass movie was this? “Rudolph” T.V. Special \*\* If you read that whole 14 year old thread, “weird-ass” doesn’t begin to cover it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/108 "2013-12-21T23:43:15Z")
\*\* Is Kim Jong Un a puppet? Shaking Your Family Tree\*\* And an uncle fell out… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/109 "2013-12-22T05:35:39Z")
\*\* Smoking – the No. 1 cause of death for stupid people? Oh those wacky heroin dealers\*\* I hear that heroin is pretty deadly for stupid people as well. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/110 "2013-12-22T16:13:15Z")
\*\* How practical is calculus for day-to-day living? Why are many flight plans not straight lines?\*\* Sheldon proves to be a big hit at the Delta ticket counter. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/111 "2013-12-23T08:13:10Z")
\*\* Post your list of things you will never again do “Porn” on the Weather Channel website?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/112 "2013-12-23T09:31:12Z")
**Tom Clancy errors? Pussy Riot will topple Putin; mark my words!** That one was pretty wide of the mark. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/113 "2013-12-23T11:37:38Z")
**Ask the guy who knows everything** **What??? No MMP???** Still awaiting his response. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/114 "2013-12-23T12:23:59Z")
\*\*Giant Goat Erection Medieval Vignettes, or Amusing Tales of Ye Olde Times \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/115 "2013-12-23T12:33:19Z")
**How is the battle between Bayesians and Frequentists going? And is it a war or a friendly squabble? Fabricating metal plates for skulls?** Uh-oh. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/116 "2013-12-23T13:21:53Z")
\*\* Sympathy VS Empathy - I don’t get it Gifts your pets left you \*\* “I’m sorry I took a big steaming dump on the carpet. I feel your displeasure. So, when’s suppertime?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/117 "2013-12-23T13:59:40Z")
\*\*What was this young adult fantasy book I read? Dr. Seuss’ Beowulf Post your list of things you will never again do Giant Goat Erection \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/118 "2013-12-23T19:43:48Z")
\*\*You opinion of British Airways Why are many flight plans not straight lines? \*\* I hate British Airways! They don’t fly in straight lines! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/119 "2013-12-23T20:34:38Z")
\*\* Gift Ideas for Girlfriend Student Teaching in Sheffield England - March Finding a naked woman tied up (or guy if you prefer) \*\* …for when you can’t think of anything else to give. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/120 "2013-12-24T01:32:17Z")
**Help me ship a package to Denmark, please! Could you launch an Exocet from an A-1 Skyraider?** Problem, meet solution. (Note: Catching the incoming delivery is left as an exercise for the reader.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=7)