# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/121 "2013-12-24T16:57:01Z")
\*\* How do lesbians and bi women feel about men being aroused by their sexuality? Sooo…anyone else marry into dysfunction?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/122 "2013-12-24T18:08:24Z")
\*\* Ask The Buddhist What are you GIVING this ChrisNachuWanzaWeen? \*\* I have a hard time remembering these Buddhist holidays. A three-fer! \*\*How to save yourself from an activated anti-personnel landmine? (need answer fast!) Ask the guy who knows everything I really need some help! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/123 "2013-12-24T18:23:52Z")
\*\*Sooo…anyone else marry into dysfunction? St John’s Wort and mild depression and compulsive overeating: Success, it seems \*\* Successfully married into dysfunction! ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/124 "2013-12-24T18:33:57Z")
**Guess Who’s Having a Baby?** **The Death of Buillwinkle** I snorted. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/125 "2013-12-25T09:36:09Z")
**Utah judge strikes down same-sex marriage ban! Going to Australia** Chill, dude. Just 'cos it’s not banned doesn’t mean they’re making it compulsory. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/126 "2013-12-25T14:26:58Z")
\*\* If you had to do a menial job, what would it be? Database management?\*\* Nah, too low-down for me. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/127 "2013-12-25T23:16:49Z")
**Top 5 Sexiest Skills Database management?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/128 "2013-12-26T01:34:20Z")
\*\* If you had to do a menial job, what would it be? Bra fitting for non-slender women \*\* Well, somebody’s gotta do it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/129 "2013-12-26T02:28:26Z")
\*\*Conservative groups spend up to $1bn a year to fight action on climate change I’m sick of this Global Warming! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Spaghettifrier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@Spaghettifrier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spaghettifrier)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/130 "2013-12-26T10:08:57Z")
**Why is Santa Fat?** **Ask the food pantry volunteer** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/131 "2013-12-26T15:49:10Z")
Fun with main forum page sequentials: \*\* Did Jesus really exist? And what’s with the Shroud of Turin? November 22, 1985 is incorrect because… It fell off the back of a truck!\*\* But it’s still an authentic 1985 artifact. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/132 "2013-12-26T16:17:43Z")
\*\*If you had to do a menial job, what would it be? Not blackmail or extortion…maybe even a good thing \*\* Heck, I guess I could just find some middle ground in the insurance business. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/133 "2013-12-26T17:59:09Z")
\*\*Christmas 2013: what’d you get? Car problems \*\* Merry freaking Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/134 "2013-12-26T21:44:07Z")
\*\* The Death of Bullwinkle I Can’t Find Pope’s Email.\*\* He mentions Bullwinkle’s passing in the latest encyclical. Plus you can vote online for sainthood. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/135 "2013-12-26T23:32:19Z")
**What was your most unexpected Christmas present? Guess who’s having a baby!** That _was_ unexpected! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/136 "2013-12-27T03:48:21Z")
\*\*Surgery, anesthesia, vomiting, emergencies… Windows 8 Login \*\* This is getting to be too much hassle. I’m thinking about switching to Linux. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/137 "2013-12-27T13:08:33Z")
\*\* My kid and misleadingly boxed xmas presents Why Does It Smell So Musty In Here? Why Hello, Bag of Potatoes! \*\* Next year, I’m giving turnips! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/138 "2013-12-27T13:09:08Z")
\*\*No Frozen thread? OPEN SPOILERS Frozen mixed veg - what should I do with all of this? \*\* See, there is indeed a “frozen” thread already. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/139 "2013-12-27T13:09:39Z")
\*\* Christmas 2013: what’d you get? Presentience \*\* \*\* There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3 What??? No MMP??? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/140 "2013-12-27T13:11:47Z")
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