# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Cognoscant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Cognoscant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cognoscant)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/141 "2013-12-27T14:52:37Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **Top 5 Sexiest Skills > Database management?** Lol, yeah. I once had a girlfriend who kept insisting me to “tell me all the details of your job, I know it must be so interesting!” One day I finally gave in and I think she actually fell asleep a couple minutes into the explanation. Guess I should have included more stuff about SQL insertion. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/142 "2013-12-27T15:41:20Z")
\*\* If you liked “The Thin Man” then you’d like? Doonesbury\*\* And if you like hot fudge, you’ll love sushi. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/143 "2013-12-27T16:05:52Z")
> [@Cognoscant](#): > > Guess I should have included more stuff about SQL insertion. Always gets me fired up. SQL me, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/144 "2013-12-27T19:29:55Z")
\*\*Bringing a snowman to life Ex-Lax brownies illegal? Prunes too slow? Have some gummy bears! \*\* That’ll get him running! \*\*Your favorite childhood gift Those old Hershey wrappers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/145 "2013-12-28T00:26:19Z")
\*\*Foods you freaking hate that lots of others freaking love Moon Dust in Beer \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/146 "2013-12-28T01:58:02Z")
**Different kinds of humans Ethnically Ashkenazi - what does that mean?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/147 "2013-12-28T12:37:52Z")
\*\* If you liked “The Thin Man” then you’d like? American Hustle - anybody see it?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/148 "2013-12-28T15:54:17Z")
\*\*What was your most unexpected Christmas present? Bringing a snowman to life \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/149 "2013-12-28T16:37:03Z")
**Bird Watchers Car wreck** “Holy crap, it’s a spotted-ass warbler!!!” screee… **SMUSH** Never ride in a car full of bird watchers. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/150 "2013-12-28T17:20:14Z")
\*\* So the gf and I are having problems. Adult woman in her 40’s who does not know “Amazon” also means female warrior - \*\* Dump her and find a mate with more classical education. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/151 "2013-12-28T19:23:49Z")
**What was your most unexpected Christmas present? Extra Terrestrial Life** Remember, an alien is for life, not just for Gribsnorch. **So the gf and I are having problems. What??? No MMP???** Well, if she doesn’t respect SDMB traditions, I can see that! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/152 "2013-12-28T20:26:59Z")
**Whoopsies…when Santa forgets stuff! There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/153 "2013-12-28T22:57:29Z")
\*\* Why is Santa fat? Why are nipples pink?\*\* Congrats, you’ve just made the naughty list for Xmas 2014. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/154 "2013-12-29T01:33:24Z")
**What to do with $1,000 USAicans-- do you tip your postal worker on Christmas Eve? If so, how much?** A tip is nice, but $1000 is a bit much. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/155 "2013-12-29T15:54:05Z")
\*\* Is there any realistic way to fight global warming? Why SNOW at Christmas?\*\* It’s a start. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/156 "2013-12-29T15:59:15Z")
\*\* F-15 lands with one wing What’s your greatest Thrift Store find?\*\* Next purchasing cycle, we go upscale and get planes with _both_ wings. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/157 "2013-12-29T18:30:04Z")
**Top 5 Sexiest Skills Homemade cocktail bitters, syrups, and such** That’ll do it, yes. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/158 "2013-12-29T19:21:19Z")
\*\*Ask the Transsexual Woman What can We Learn From Obsolete Species? \*\* like Women? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/159 "2013-12-29T21:19:00Z")
**What to do with the body of a dead pet? I flip the bird at the concept of evil** 'e may have beautiful plumage, but 'es as 'ard as a rock, so in your face, evil! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/160 "2013-12-29T22:47:25Z")
\*\* Neutered Males as Pets Ask the Transsexual Woman \*\* I am probably going directly to Hell for this. No offense to anyone – just the roil of the ST dice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=9)