# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/161 "2013-12-30T02:18:26Z")
…and the three-fer: \*\*Neutered Males as Pets Ask the Transsexual Woman [W]hat can We Learn From Obsolete Species? \*\* _There’s something going on here/What it is isn’t very clear…_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/162 "2013-12-30T16:16:17Z")
\*\*The Celebrity Death Pool 2014 The Intro and the Outro \*\* More "outro’ than “intro” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/163 "2013-12-30T17:39:39Z")
\*\*What caused the polar shift between Lincoln republicans and today’s modern republicans? Multivitamins \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/164 "2013-12-30T17:52:50Z")
\*\*Anyone else ever kick a nasal spray habit (or need to)? Warning to all re Nasal Sprays \*\* Look out. Someone’s going to try to kick you. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/165 "2013-12-30T21:45:08Z")
\*\* What Is The Rarest English Verb? Has the word “Queer” been usurped by the Gay Community ? \*\* Careful, you’ll queer the pitch. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/166 "2013-12-31T02:42:12Z")
\*\*Why is systemic poverty intractable? Extra Terrestrial Life \*\* It’s The Little Green Man, keepin’ us down! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/167 "2013-12-31T12:39:29Z")
\*\* What to do with the body of a dead pet Extremely pissed over something very very small. \*\* Sorry your microbe died. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/168 "2013-12-31T13:01:51Z")
\*\* How much should I sell my laptop for? Ask the Transsexual Woman \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/169 "2013-12-31T13:16:07Z")
\*\* Trazodone 150mg tablets Coca-Cola Imported From Mexico\*\* Party!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/170 "2013-12-31T16:30:09Z")
\*\*I had to put my horse down yesterday Death by Intentional Drowning \*\* How the hell’d you hold him under?? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/171 "2013-12-31T16:42:17Z")
\*\*What old horror movie should my friends and I watch? I’m watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” for the first time \*\* “Every time you hear fingernails on a blackboard, A Devil Gets His Horns” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/172 "2013-12-31T17:57:51Z")
\*\* Death by Intentional Drowning Getting rid of mealybugs once and for all. \*\* Wait! Come back! You’re supposed to drown _the mealybugs_! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/173 "2013-12-31T19:28:08Z")
\*\* Incontinent elderly dog - any advice? Help! My puppy wont stop biting me! What you wish the afterlife would be like \*\* It’d have NO DOGS. Despite what that _Twilight Zone_ episode had to say… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/174 "2013-12-31T19:45:19Z")
\*\* Ever cheated in a relationship and why/why not? Does using teledildonics count as infidelity?\*\* I don’t even know what you’re talking about, but it’s still TMI. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/175 "2013-12-31T19:55:57Z")
\*\*Are the majority of gay activist shooting themselves in the foot? Ask the Transsexual Woman \*\* Maybe a reasonable place to start… ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/176 "2013-12-31T20:51:45Z")
\*\*Carrying canned beer in checked baggage Pilots: why would flights be canceled due to cold? \*\* I’m guessing it was Coors Light. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/177 "2014-01-01T01:10:08Z")
\*\*Is “blind” a politically-incorrect word now? Have you ever been caught masturbating? \*\* Yes. These days, when you catch someone masturbating, you’re supposed to say: “You’ll become visually challenged if you keep doing that”. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/178 "2014-01-01T01:38:27Z")
\*\*Hw could you best exploit the ability to self-teleport? Coca-Cola Imported From Mexico \*\* … Profit! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/179 "2014-01-01T02:28:16Z")
\*\*I had to put my horse down yesterday So long, Olympus (?) \*\* You can’t even remember whether your horse’s name is Olympus? That’s quite the put-down right there. ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/180 "2014-01-01T14:37:21Z")
**My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises** **Things you didn’t know were real til you were an adult** “Do you see what I see?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=10)