# Deck Us All...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-us-all/281141
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 22, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-us-all/281141 "2004-12-22T13:19:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-us-all/281141/1 "2004-12-22T13:19:14Z")
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!
Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Don’t we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n’ too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly gaggin’ on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!
Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!
Duck us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an’ Polly Voo!
Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!
Tickle salty boss anchovie
Wash a wash a wall Anna Kangaroo
Ducky allus bows to Polly,
Prolly Wally would but har’ly do!
Dock us all a bowsprit, Solly –
Golly, Solly’s cold and so’s ol’ Lou!
😉😃🆒
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-us-all/281141/2 "2004-12-22T13:29:05Z")
See my sig.
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### Author:  [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-us-all/281141/3 "2004-12-22T13:45:36Z")
It’s been covered by the Master: [About Walt Kelly’s Christmas Carols](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_188.html)
Let’s not neglect:
> [@](#):
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> Good King Winkelhoff, Look Out!
> On your feets uneven.
> Where the snoo lay round about…
[sub]Now, you ask “Hey, what’s ‘snoo’?” and I say, “Not much, what’s snoo with you?”[/sub]
And my personal favorite, the one about: Onna Thursday of Crispness, MacTruloff centipede, a parsnip in a psaltry.
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### Author:  [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-us-all/281141/4 "2004-12-22T13:53:19Z")
I never really “got” Walt Kelly or _Pogo_.
De gustibus, and all that.