# Declarations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719 "2004-04-13T03:06:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/121 "2004-04-15T14:42:54Z")
These happy bears would be of the hirsuit man kind, in case anyone was wondering. ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/122 "2004-04-15T14:46:14Z")
Rights for _all_ bears, not just the human kind! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/123 "2004-04-15T14:48:49Z")
Governments, politicians, and AvhHines, all makers of great promises. šŸ˜‰ We gotta keep this going for a little while longer becauseā€¦ There is some fun material ahead! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/124 "2004-04-15T14:51:18Z")
Are all the bears in the woods guaranteed Charmin[sup]TM[/sup] toilet paper as one of their rights? ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/125 "2004-04-15T15:07:32Z")
Instituted within my dictatorship (for the people, of the people, by the **AvhHines**!) shall be that right, **Swamp**. Since you have requested it. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/126 "2004-04-15T15:50:04Z")
> [@AvhHines](#): > > Btw, I am female. Among my many abuses and injuries, this one ranks high on the list. My profuse apologies. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/127 "2004-04-15T16:15:59Z")
Men and women, boys and girls and all the ships at sea, \*\*AvHines \*\* is a woman, and **Nightwatch Trailer** has apologized. Film at eleven. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/128 "2004-04-15T17:14:53Z")
Deriving their fair share of toilet paper would make all bears happy **AvhHines**. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/129 "2004-04-15T17:31:41Z")
Of course, one neednā€™t mention how happy it makes the rabbits. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/130 "2004-04-15T17:34:48Z")
Just what was I thinking in that last post?? I have no ideaā€¦ Move along. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/131 "2004-04-15T18:39:12Z")
Powers Boothe hunted rabbits when he played in _Red Dawn_, didnā€™t he? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/132 "2004-04-15T22:39:28Z")
From time to time we tend to skip over a word or two but thatā€™s ok. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/133 "2004-04-16T02:06:29Z")
The point of this game is lost when we start posting out of turn. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/134 "2004-04-16T11:25:43Z")
Consent to search laws - are they constitutional? Well, Iā€™d say ā€œDiscuss amongst yourselvesā€ but this isnā€™t Great Debates. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/135 "2004-04-16T12:13:24Z")
Of all the MPSIMS threads I have posted in recently (with the exception of **RueDeDayā€™s** MMP threads) this has been the most fun. ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/136 "2004-04-16T14:14:58Z")
Governed responses - discipline and order - have been the key to this thread. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/137 "2004-04-16T16:59:25Z")
That I post to keep this thread going seems only right. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/138 "2004-04-16T23:00:05Z")
Whenever I get a bit bored, this thread always give an opportunity for a quick posting. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/139 "2004-04-17T00:13:17Z")
Any way you slice it, a pie is just a pie. Unless itā€™s a pizza. Or a chart. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/140 "2004-04-17T00:26:34Z")
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