# Declarations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719 "2004-04-13T03:06:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/141 "2004-04-17T00:31:17Z")
Form a line on the right if you haven’t gotten it yet. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/142 "2004-04-17T00:44:22Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Form a line on the right if you haven’t gotten it yet. Gotten what, Swampy? The oral sex or the pie?? While pie is nice enough, I think that oral sex is 1,000,000 times better. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/143 "2004-04-17T05:03:04Z")
Of course, there will always be a few who just don’t get it. This reminds me in a way of Jay Leno’s shtick where he goes out on the street and asks people basic “common knowledge” type questions 😉 ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/144 "2004-04-17T07:00:14Z")
Government run education in the US… the results sometimes leave more than a bit to be desired. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/145 "2004-04-17T11:57:19Z")
Becomes me, it does to make my first post of the day in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/146 "2004-04-17T16:16:51Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > The giving and receiving of oral sex is something I enjoy most thoroughly. One need simply ask for a demonstration of my enthusiasm. > [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Gotten what, Swampy? The oral sex or the pie?? > > While pie is nice enough, I think that oral sex is 1,000,000 times better. Destructive, most destructive… ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/147 "2004-04-17T20:07:44Z")
Of is such a bad word with which to start a post (and a sentence), I must say. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/148 "2004-04-17T20:22:48Z")
Has anyone seen my mitodone? I’ll pay you for its return. ---
**Author:** ![With\_Rye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@With\_Rye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/With_Rye)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/149 "2004-04-18T00:03:44Z")
These games curdle and distract. For shame! ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/150 "2004-04-18T04:03:30Z")
Ends the thread here? I hope not! ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/151 "2004-04-18T04:12:33Z")
It annoys me that I missed out on post #150 (seeing as I had already sniped #100 🆒 ), but at least I get to start page 4. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/152 "2004-04-18T04:42:22Z")
Is the right or left foot better for starting the proverbial journey of 1,000 miles? ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/153 "2004-04-18T14:22:02Z")
The fun I’ve had with this thread is rather surprising. But thank you, **Nightwatch**! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/154 "2004-04-19T02:38:36Z")
Right now, it seems like this thread might need some CPR… ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/155 "2004-04-19T03:05:45Z")
Of posting to the SDMB: How do you know when your post will start a new page? I am hardly a Straight Dope newbie but it seems others are aware of this knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/156 "2004-04-19T03:24:51Z")
The time it took for me to get this is truly embarrassing. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/157 "2004-04-19T03:45:19Z")
People know when a new page will start, **Wolf** , because the SDMB displays 50 posts per page. And welcome to the fold, **Zjestika**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/158 "2004-04-19T05:04:14Z")
To think that I have been an SDMB member for almost a year now but hadn’t noticed that. Well thanks **Hal** ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/159 "2004-04-19T10:50:19Z")
Alter your thinking, **Wolf** , it’s only with the ‘new look’ that this has been the case. I think. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719/160 "2004-04-19T12:02:49Z")
> [@AvhHines](#): > > Alter your thinking, **Wolf** , it’s only with the ‘new look’ that this has been the case. I think. Or are the mods just playing head games with us? :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/declarations/239719.md?page=9)