# Deep fried Twinkies!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 13, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339 "2002-09-13T20:18:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Alto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Alto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alto)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/1 "2002-09-13T20:18:15Z")

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According to this Seattle Times article, [Deep Fried Twinkies](http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=twinkies12&date=20020912&query=fried+twinkies), this delicacy is all the rage at the Puyallup fair. Or if you prefer, you can have deep fried candy bars instead. I think I’ll go be sick now.

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**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/2 "2002-09-13T22:13:28Z")

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Nasty! As if a plain one isn’t bad enough.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/3 "2002-09-13T22:52:25Z")

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I ate one last Wednesday. $4 a pop. It is a standard Twinkie, dipped in batter then deep fried for about a minute. It is placed on a plate, covered with a raspberry sauce and a dusting of powdered sugar. I cut it in have and the first thing I noticed is all the cream filling has melted and is soaked up by the cake. It tasted ok, one of my granddaughters did not like it. It is not worth $4 though.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/4 "2002-09-13T22:56:56Z")

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twinkies. we don’t get them here. what are they like?

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/5 "2002-09-13T22:59:08Z")

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Think a light yellow cake with a cream filling.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/6 "2002-09-13T23:01:32Z")

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magic8ball, for a true understanding of the substance called Twinkies, I refer you to [http://www.twinkiesproject.com/](http://www.twinkiesproject.com/)  
Enjoy!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/7 "2002-09-14T01:09:58Z")

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The local bakery has deep-fried, glazed, croissants.

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/8 "2002-09-14T02:27:20Z")

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Deep-fried **croissants**? That’s too much grease even for me!

Ahem. I refer everyone to my long-ago thread, _I have eaten a deep-fried chocolate bar!_ I’d link if I knew how to. You’ll have to stress the hamsters. There’s a fine discussion of all sorts of deep fried stuff. And recipes.

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/9 "2002-09-14T06:59:31Z")

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I ate a deep-fried Twinkie. It wasn’t too good.

Okay… imagine flash-frying sponge cake in the same fryer we’ve just used to deep fry a whole turkey, onion rings, cheese curds, poppers, mushrooms, and god only knows what else.

It’s just plain unsettling seeing the oil level in the deep fryer decrease by about an inch when you remove three Twinkies. They were disgusting.

Maybe they’re better if you dip them in batter first.

Oh yeah, and deep-fried chocolate bars are better than sex. Well, most kinds of sex.

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/10 "2002-09-14T14:03:26Z")

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Hmm. Yes. Next time, I’d use fresh oil, **Daowajan**. I’m sure there’s a recipe for Twinkie batter floating around somewhere on the internet.

I stand by my assertion: deep fried battered Mars Bars are delicious. Also, I understand that some places have deep fried Oreos. Don’t know how those are.

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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/11 "2002-09-14T14:33:02Z")

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Anything Deep Fried Sounds Disgusting. I like my sweets not fried.

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/12 "2002-09-14T18:23:22Z")

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On a ‘healthier’ note, I would like to point out how incredibly delicious deep fried carrots, brocolli, and onions (they’re more commonly called ‘onion rings’ :p) are.

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/13 "2002-09-14T19:09:35Z")

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LOL, Speaker.

Ah yes. Health food.

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/14 "2002-09-15T00:53:43Z")

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You don’t like _Doughnuts_, **Intaglio**?!

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/15 "2002-09-15T01:16:25Z")

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What about deep-fried pizza? I had a dream I was eating deep fried pizza and it was delicious. Damn I hate dreams where I am eating yummy food…

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/16 "2002-09-15T01:26:50Z")

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Look! It’s **Twinkie the Kid!**

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**Author:** ![zenith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/17 "2002-09-15T13:07:27Z")

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Twinkies are unfinished Dolly Madison Zingers. Is Hostess too cheap to frost them , or what?

BTW, my favorite Zingers are the raspberry-coconut-frosted ones.

Zingers are already loaded with empty calories. Why add grease to that? (Especially grease that’s been used to fry other stuff).

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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/18 "2002-09-15T13:16:12Z")

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Lissla, I like doughnuts, but they were meant to be deep-fried,  
I am talking about perfectly good indulgent junk food that wasn’t meant to be deep fried.

Anything chocolate is good, Hostess Ding-Dong, or Cupcakes are good.

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**Author:** ![Hodge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Hodge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hodge)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/19 "2002-09-15T13:59:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lissla Lissar \*  
> \*\*Ahem. I refer everyone to my long-ago thread, _I have eaten a deep-fried chocolate bar!_ I’d link if I knew how to. You’ll have to stress the hamsters. There’s a fine discussion of all sorts of deep fried stuff. And recipes. \*\*

One stressed hamster later, [I have eaten a deep-fried chocolate bar!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=115640)

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-fried-twinkies/128339/20 "2002-09-15T20:38:52Z")

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One of my math professors in college said that the had once eaten a deep fired twinkie and become violently ill shortly thereafter.

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