# Deep Thoughts . . . by auntie em

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-auntie-em/265524
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 22, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-auntie-em/265524 "2004-09-22T18:04:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 3
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### Author: ![xenonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de0a6/32.png) [@xenonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenonymous)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-auntie-em/265524/21 "2004-09-23T02:06:24Z")

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> [@Incubus](#):
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> Maybe _all_ snow is snowman poop.

Snowmen have been hunted to near extinction in my part of the world and we are virtually poop free (except for one little bugger who creeps into my freezer at night and craps all over my ‘meals for one’).

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### Author: ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-auntie-em/265524/22 "2004-09-23T07:18:27Z")

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> [@Sean Factotum](#):
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> I’m sure this was covered in a Calvin and Hobbes strip at one time. Calvin’s snowmen were the greatest!

Calvin’s were good, [but I like Davan’s better.](http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12212001.shtml)

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### Author: ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-auntie-em/265524/23 "2004-09-23T12:47:54Z")

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> [@Sean Factotum](#):
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> BTW **Auntie** , how’s the Oprahapostle working out?

Well, that was two jobs ago for me, so I haven’t seen her in almost a year now, but as far as I know, she’s doing well; when she first started there, she ran around the whole office cleaning things and lighting stinky candles everywhere, depending upon her spiritual “needs” for any given moment; relaxation, energy, focus, etc. She had a whole collection.

Now I think she’s as jaded as the rest of 'em. 😉

Hast Oprah forsaken her?

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