# Deep Thoughts by Dopers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-dopers/765911>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 14, 2016, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-dopers/765911 "2016-09-14T04:41:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-dopers/765911/61 "2016-09-16T13:52:01Z")

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I wept that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet. Then I laughed at him and called him “Billy No-Toes”.

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**Author:** ![Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waltzes_with_Cacti)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-dopers/765911/62 "2016-09-16T19:40:39Z")

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I don’t believe in astrology. We Virgos are too smart to fall for that kind of nonsense.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deep-thoughts-by-dopers/765911/63 "2016-09-16T20:08:44Z")

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Dogs have Masters; Cats have Staph. Dirty Buggers.

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