# Deer hunter kiils 5 ... other hunters, to hold his tree stand?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 22, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068 "2004-11-22T06:38:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/1 "2004-11-22T06:38:01Z")

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[Tiday I’ve learned NEVER to argue](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=5&u=/ap/20041122/ap_on_re_us/hunters_shot) with an armed guy in the woods over where to wait to kill Bambi.

The party that got shot up has its own type of insanity. They’re gonna continue the hunt. Jeez, these people are SERIOUS. You’d think their families would starve if the hunt failed and they couldn’t bring home meat for the winter.

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/2 "2004-11-22T06:44:22Z")

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The shooter was a whacko, yes. But the hunter quoted as saying that they weren’t going home yet was from a separate party of 20 who were hunting two miles away and were not involved in the incident.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/3 "2004-11-22T06:46:09Z")

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From the article:

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> \*\*The incident won’t stop their hunt, he said.
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> “We’re all old, dyed-in-wool hunters,” he said. “We wouldn’t go home because of this but we will keep it in our minds. We’re not forgetting it.” \*\*

**RUGGED!**

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/4 "2004-11-22T06:51:39Z")

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> [@newspaper](#):
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> Wisconsin’s statewide deer gun hunting season started Saturday and lasts for nine days.

Is this an average duration for states’ deer gun hunting seasons? Could the brevity of the period be any kind of factor in putting people on edge and making them more territorial than otherwise would be the case?

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/5 "2004-11-22T06:53:14Z")

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Yes, **elmwood**. From the article:

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> **Bill Wagner, 72, of Oshkosh, was about two miles away near Deer Lake with a party of about 20 other hunters.** He said the incident was “very upsetting.”
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> After they got word of a shooting, he and others went to round up the rest of the party. He said they heard sirens, planes and helicopters and noticed the surrounding roads blocked off.
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> “When you’re hunting you don’t expect somebody to try to shoot you and murder you,” he said. “You have no idea who is coming up to you.”
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> The incident won’t stop their hunt, he said.
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> “We’re all old, dyed-in-wool hunters,” he said. “We wouldn’t go home because of this but we will keep it in our minds. We’re not forgetting it.”

“He said” clearly refers to Bill Wagner, the guy who was with the _other party, two miles away._

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/6 "2004-11-22T07:02:45Z")

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My favorite line of the article?

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> The man was out of bullets when they arrested him, Zeigle said.

Just struck me funny.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/7 "2004-11-22T07:05:20Z")

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> [@Boyo Jim](#):
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> The party that got shot up has its own type of insanity. They’re gonna continue the hunt. Jeez, these people are SERIOUS. You’d think their families would starve if the hunt failed and they couldn’t bring home meat for the winter.

That may be the case.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/8 "2004-11-22T07:56:06Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> That may be the case.

Indeed it may. I used to go up to northern Wisconsin in the winter on ski vacations, and there are some **very** poor people up there, who may go hungry if there’s not a freezer full of venison.

And **Boyo Jim** you just learned not to argue with an armed man in the woods TODAY?

Wow. 😉

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/9 "2004-11-22T08:23:31Z")

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Michigan has a huge, and I mean HUGE, deer hunting populace.  
(Its refered to here by a few as " High Holy Days")

Usually any deaths related to hunting are the older guys who bag a deer and then try to drag it back to camp. Die of a heart attack.

Or the accidently rifle accident, which is fairly rare.  
I’ve never heard of a deer hunting murder like this.

It is insane.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/10 "2004-11-22T08:28:03Z")

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From the paper:

“deer gun hunting season”

So… what kind of call do you use to attract deer guns?

Or am I misreading it, and it’s the season when deer go out to hunt for guns?

Yes, I understand, it’s to differentiate from bow hunting or other types of deer hunting

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/11 "2004-11-22T11:57:58Z")

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> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> Indeed it may. I used to go up to northern Wisconsin in the winter on ski vacations, and there are some **very** poor people up there, who may go hungry if there’s not a freezer full of venison.
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> And **Boyo Jim** you just learned not to argue with an armed man in the woods TODAY?
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> Wow. 😉

Hey, I’ve never been deer hunting. My impression was that they sit around and get drunk and argue with each other till a deer staggers by, and then they shoot it and anything nearby. .

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/12 "2004-11-22T12:14:15Z")

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> [@Uvula Donor](#):
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> “He said” clearly refers to Bill Wagner, the guy who was with the _other party, two miles away._

Whoops. I take that back.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/13 "2004-11-22T12:50:10Z")

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_“And there’s ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now…  
Two game wardens  
Seven hunters  
And a pure-bred Guernsey cow.”_

- Tom Lehrer

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/14 "2004-11-22T12:57:47Z")

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> [@Boyo Jim](#):
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> Hey, I’ve never been deer hunting. My impression was that they sit around and get drunk and argue with each other till a deer staggers by, and then they shoot it and anything nearby. .

I’m not sure if you are serious or not, but deer hunting usually involves getting up at 3am, getting to your deer stand before the sun comes up and being very still and very quite for a very long time; waiting on a deer to stagger by.

Deer hunting = boring.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/15 "2004-11-22T13:02:54Z")

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Guns don’t kill people… Jerks with guns kill people.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/16 "2004-11-22T13:24:32Z")

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> [@roger thornhill](#):
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> Is this an average duration for states’ deer gun hunting seasons? Could the brevity of the period be any kind of factor in putting people on edge and making them more territorial than otherwise would be the case?

It’s a little briefer than in neighboring Michigan. In MI we have an archer season, then a firearm season, then later a muzzleloader season, then the archers get another crack. The regular firearm season draws the most hunters and goes from Nov 15-30. I rather doubt the length of season adds to the craziness. This was a nutcase.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/17 "2004-11-22T14:08:17Z")

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> **Sublight** said:  
> Or am I misreading it, and it’s the season when deer go out to hunt for guns?

Poorly worded, but it probably distinguishes the season in which hunters can use rifles from say, archery season in which only bows would be legal.

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> **Boyo Jim** said:  
> Hey, I’ve never been deer hunting. My impression was that they sit around and get drunk and argue with each other till a deer staggers by, and then they shoot it and anything nearby. .

To echo what **Bruce Daddy** said, deer hunting is nothing of the sort. It’s getting up and putting on your 20 lbs of clothing long before the sun rises so that you can be in the freezing cold woods while it’s still dark and then stand quietly and patiently in your place making as little noise as possible so as not to disturb the animals. Then you stand there until it gets dark again (if you don’t see a deer you can take a killing shot on) before finally schlepping your tired, frozen self out of the woods. Some of the deer stands may involve walking a mile or more over uneven terrain through snow while carrying your rifle and other gear. If you do happen to kill a deer, there is the exhausting effort to drag it (hopefully down the mountain) to your car. Most of the time, it’s boring as hell to stand there all day and see no deer. Sometimes, you get really lucky and see your deer early on the first day. It’s not unheard of to go the entire season without getting a deer.

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> **BobLibDem** said:  
> This was a nutcase.

Plain and simple. Normal hunters do not do things like this, and are certainly not spurred to violence against other hunters by having a short season.

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**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/18 "2004-11-22T14:12:16Z")

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I’ve lived in Texas all my life, and I will tell you that Texans are as nutty as Michiganders when it comes to hunting… be it deer, quail, or anything else.

The worst I ever heard of was a guy who tried to off one of his relatives by making it look like a hunting accident. Premeditated, cold-blooded, sure, but not wacko. And you’d be surprised how few hunting “accidents” actually happen. People running around in the bushes with guns are surprisingly careful, apparently.

Actually, now that I think about it, back in my hunting days, I wouldn’t have terminated my hunting trip just because the cops had caught an armed wacko two miles away. I’d have done what the interviewee did – round up and count my buddies, and then go back to what I’d been doing.

Of course, back then, what we were doing was _drinking_, not actually _hunting_…

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/19 "2004-11-22T14:24:06Z")

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The victims have been listed as:  
John Doe  
John Doe  
John Doe  
Jane Doe  
Some guy named buck.

So the guy’s been arrest for hunting over the limit and no Doe permit.

ducks and runs

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deer-hunter-kiils-5-other-hunters-to-hold-his-tree-stand/276068/20 "2004-11-22T14:24:15Z")

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The reason I will never be a police officer: If I was the one arresting him, I would have just killed him myself and save the tax payers money for putting this scumbag in prison for the rest of his life. What the fuck is wrong with some people?

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