# Definitive versions of Christmas Songs

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 1, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088 "2015-12-01T03:00:58Z")\
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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> The real definitive version is by [John Denver and the Muppets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MX43ynMvm0)

> [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](#):
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> Nope - [Allan Sherman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jOG52PoZs0)

What, no love for Bob Rivers’ “The12 Pains of Christmas”?

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/22 "2015-12-01T17:32:13Z")

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Well, Silver Bells is obviously Johnny Mathis.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/23 "2015-12-01T17:40:12Z")

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[Hey Santa Claus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aETPuygYpMM), by The Moonglows

[Christmas Vacation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK0dLH8HxPA), Mavis Staples

[The Little Drummer Boy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT1fA59oH7Q), The Harry Simeon Chorale (there are a shitload of versions, but this is the one that was a hit)

[Stille, Stille, Stille](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VcDms_tI40), Vienna Boys’ Choir

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/24 "2015-12-01T18:59:24Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> Damn you, **cochrane**! For the rest of the day now I’m going to be singing:  
> OH! Come all ye FAITH FUL  
> JOY!  
> -ful and tri-uuuuuum-phant!

Yeah, thanks a lot. Can’t un-hear that now! 😃

I’m prepared to be flogged for this but… Hark! The Herald Angels Sing- the Amy Grant version…love it.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h1m--UmRngY/hqdefault.jpg "Amy Grant - Hark ! The Herald Angels Sing") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1m--UmRngY)

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/25 "2015-12-01T19:20:53Z")

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> [@Miss\_Woodhouse](#):
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> **The Christmas Song** –Nat King Cole

Not Mel Torme?

I’d say Dean Martin owns **Baby, It’s Cold Outside**.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/26 "2015-12-01T19:22:52Z")

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A Marshmallow World - [Johnny Mathis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGslULtt70s)

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/27 "2015-12-01T19:29:05Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> I’d say Dean Martin owns **Baby, It’s Cold Outside**.

I hate to call that one, though. If only because he doesn’t actually have a “name” female singer as his counterpart, but a chorus of nameless women (the Golddiggers?). Except for the Martina McBride necroduet, which I hate just for it being a necroduet.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/28 "2015-12-01T19:37:54Z")

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[Frank Sinatra - The Christmas Waltz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGaPDWMzYGw) – my all-time favorite!

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/29 "2015-12-01T19:40:51Z")

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> [@Southpaw](#):
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> Sleigh Ride - Boston Pops instrumental version

I used to think that but now find I prefer the original by Leroy Anderson.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/30 "2015-12-01T19:49:11Z")

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[Elvis Presley Merry Christmas Baby (Full Length)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdhcFrPrzGE) – Favorite #2!

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/31 "2015-12-01T19:51:32Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> I’d say Dean Martin owns **Baby, It’s Cold Outside**.

I disagree. I go with Margaret Whiting and Johnny Mercer.

I’d actually love to hear Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett do the whole song.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/32 "2015-12-01T19:53:34Z")

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Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/33 "2015-12-01T19:54:24Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> We’re missing these:
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> Let it Snow  
> Santa Claus is Coming to Town  
> Deck the Halls  
> Here Comes Santa Claus  
> Baby It’s Cold Outside  
> Silver Bells  
> Hark the Herald Angels Sing  
> I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus  
> Carol of the Bells

For Carol of the Bells, George Winston.  
Loreena McKennitt’s God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen is fascinating, in a kind of Isis-Around- the-Christmas-Tree sort of way

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/34 "2015-12-01T20:12:16Z")

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It’s relatively new (the album only came out last year, I think), but Pentatonix’s Hark The Herald Angels Sing is one that stands out, probably right behind the one from Charlie Brown Christmas. HTHAS is one of those carols that doesn’t have a ton of commercial recordings.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/35 "2015-12-01T20:19:14Z")

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> [@CT\_Damsel](#):
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> A Marshmallow World - [Johnny Mathis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGslULtt70s)

Myself, I’d go with the Darlene Love version on that one.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/36 "2015-12-01T20:24:47Z")

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Silver Bells - Burl Ives or Perry Como it’s a toss up on that one for me  
I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - John Mellencamp - crazy but that’s the one I love  
Baby it’s Cold Outside - Ray Charles and Betty Carter

Yes I have very eclectic taste in music.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/37 "2015-12-01T20:42:13Z")

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[Deck Us All With Boston Charlie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46u50qJY0GM)

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/38 "2015-12-01T21:39:04Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> I hate to call that one, though. If only because he doesn’t actually have a “name” female singer as his counterpart, but a chorus of nameless women (the Golddiggers?). Except for the Martina McBride necroduet, which I hate just for it being a necroduet.

That’s my objection to the Dean Martin version as well, the definitive version should have a single female voice.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/39 "2015-12-01T22:59:00Z")

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I haven’t heard too many other versions, but I like the version of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” by Brian Setzer and Ann-Margret.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/definitive-versions-of-christmas-songs/739088/40 "2015-12-01T23:02:27Z")

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Mele Kalikimaka – der Bingle, yet again

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