# Deflowering A Virgin MB

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deflowering-a-virgin-mb/103518>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deflowering-a-virgin-mb/103518 "2002-04-14T02:44:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deflowering-a-virgin-mb/103518/1 "2002-04-14T02:44:17Z")

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A friend of mine just started up a message board [here](http://www.steppedonmydick.com) , and asked if I knew anyone who might like to try it out. 😃  
I expect y’all to treat him with the same respect you show us here at the SDMB… and I expect _him_ to call me up tomorrow morning with death threats.

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deflowering-a-virgin-mb/103518/2 "2002-04-14T05:07:29Z")

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[clicks on link]

[long thoughtful pause]  
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[goes back to thread to check under poster’s name]  
[yep, it says “Moderator”, lots of posts]  
[not “Member”, fewer than 5 posts]  
[so it’s the real Slythe]  
hmmm…

they changed his meds?

[aloud]  
Um, think I’ll pass on the new MB, thanks…  
[walks away casually]

is he following us?–DON’T LOOK, don’t look

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deflowering-a-virgin-mb/103518/3 "2002-04-14T05:17:15Z")

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You have very strange friends **Czarcasm**.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deflowering-a-virgin-mb/103518/4 "2002-04-14T06:04:07Z")

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ook?

OOK!

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deflowering-a-virgin-mb/103518/5 "2002-04-14T07:48:04Z")

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I joined just for the heck of it…and because I felt sorry for Czarcasm’s friend but I don’t think I’ll be spending much time there!

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deflowering-a-virgin-mb/103518/6 "2002-04-14T08:05:24Z")

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er, I like the domain name.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deflowering-a-virgin-mb/103518/7 "2002-04-14T09:07:05Z")

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**Czarcasm** , I … um… y’know…it’s er… JEEZUZ H KERRRR **EYE** STAH! What the heck is your friend on?

For some reason a piece of dialogue from _Peanuts_ comics comes to mind:  
“You’re weird, Marcie.”  
“Thank you, sir.”

But I like it. Well I think I would like it if I wasn’t getting all those berluddy error messages when I try to access the forums. I don’t know if I’ll become a four-figure poster, but I _did_ register.