# Demi cost Robert a cool mil. How much would it take for you?\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 26, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491 "2000-10-26T21:02:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491/41 "2000-10-28T20:31:18Z")
Um, let’s see (Whips out calculator)…yep, just as I thought…$0.45. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491/42 "2000-10-29T04:45:44Z")
When _Indecent Proposal_ was out in the theaters, one female comedian quipped: “Hmmm. Let’s see, I’d get a million dollars, **and** have sex with Robert Redford. Should I do it? Gee, tough call! :rolleyes:” ---
**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491/43 "2000-10-30T01:10:43Z")
1 million dollars! That would allow me to pay off both my and my so’s bills, buy a house, a car, put money aside for my nieces and nephews and still leave me with savings! I think I could sell myself for one night to be free of debt! If the stranger wanted both my SO and I, 1.5 million! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491/44 "2000-10-30T02:40:33Z")
Um, How much for me? thats a tough call. seeing as how I currently am saving to buy a house and a new MR2 – around $300,000 Wait, who the hell am I kidding, 5 bucks would do it. – no thats not enough to split with my SO wait, if I have to split it with her, then I’ll need more than $300,000 to get what I want to… aww hell, just pay me ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491/45 "2000-10-30T06:16:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lexicon \* > If I were to run up dressed as a clown, with one of those red clown noses on, and I had a big red dildo in one hand and a gun in the other, and I put the gun to your head, and said “I’m gonna stick the my nose or this dildo in a very uncomfortable place, now what’s it gonna be?” and then I started to poke and prod you with the phallus while making honking noises, what would you do? Oh man! I am _crying_ ‘cause I am laughing so hard! That is the funniest freakin’ thing I have seen in months! Thanks, Lex. (I’m tempted to take it for a sig…) The price for me would depend on the “duties” I would be expected to perform. If all I had to do was lay back and think of England, I’d do it for $50,000 easy. If I actually had to go down on the guy, I would charge at least $1,000,000. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491/46 "2000-10-30T20:22:07Z")
Anyone know the going price on a condom? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491/47 "2000-10-30T20:57:55Z")
I mean, think about it: if you’ve ever had a one night stand or perhaps not that but if you’ve slept with someone the first day/night you’ve met them, what’s the difference really? I say there is no difference save the offer of money, which to some, cheapens the act that might otherwise be freely given. BTW, I’m not necessarily one of those people. **Green Bean** , you have a $950,000 up-charge for head!? Do you realize that means that for $1MM you’re willing to either: a) have sex with 20 people, or b) go down on 1 Does it really taste _that_ bad? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491/48 "2000-10-30T22:35:06Z")
I’m in a bit of a financial bind right now, so I’d probably agree to letting someone have a night with my wife for $10,000, or maybe even less, if she was agreeable. She slept with lots of people before we were married, one more afterwards wouldn’t make that big of a difference. I’m on friendly terms with a few of her ex-boyfriends so I’m not the jealous type. I would definitely try to get more, though. As for myself, if the woman wasn’t unattractive I’d do it for whatever my wife felt was fair. If she thought we needed $5 I’d do it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demi-cost-robert-a-cool-mil-how-much-would-it-take-for-you/38491.md?page=2)