# Demo's 300th post party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216 "2000-10-25T03:35:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/1 "2000-10-25T03:35:55Z")
Beer to the left, smokes to the right, tattoo magazines in consipcuous places all over the joint. Thanks for all 3000, Demo, it’s been a pleasure to read them. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/2 "2000-10-25T03:37:17Z")
ROFL MrC! You got me… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/3 "2000-10-25T03:38:30Z")
Woo hoo! Can I wear the Malificent hat? And don’t mind me, I’ll only be here till I fall asleep. 😉 Happy 3000 Demo! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/4 "2000-10-25T03:39:43Z")
And you did it only two minutes after I posted yours… You are good man. Thanks Rasa, you can wear the Maleficent hat anytime. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/5 "2000-10-25T03:49:57Z")
So, Demo. How’d you like that lap dance you got just for your post party in chat? Too bad MrC wasn’t there. He might have gotten one, too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/6 "2000-10-25T03:53:58Z")
Dearest Demo- You are a sweetheart, and a darling, and turnabout is fair play. So, I have arrived with a triple batch of Demo’s Fiery Hot Wings (triple hot sauce) in honor of your triple thousand posts! I also brought a portable hot tub, vanilla massage oil and my lambada record. Since I am doing things in threes tonight! (((Demo))) (((Demo))) (((Demo))) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/7 "2000-10-25T03:55:30Z")
Congrats, you nut. Loved every one of 'em. _smooches_ ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/8 "2000-10-25T04:02:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*So, Demo. How’d you like that lap dance you got just for your post party in chat? Too bad MrC wasn’t there. He might have gotten one, too. 😉 \*\* This gives a whole new meaning to “AFK”. Damn!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/9 "2000-10-25T04:12:31Z")
Happy 300, **Democritus**. (We’re giving this extra zero to **handy** as well. He’s close to 600,000 posts now.) ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/10 "2000-10-25T05:02:10Z")
Happy 3K, baby. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/11 "2000-10-25T05:12:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Congrats, you nut. Loved every one of 'em. _smooches_ \*\* Nonono . . you don’t want nut, you want dic. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/12 "2000-10-25T05:20:22Z")
Congrats to Mr. Beauty, himself. From one of the sore losers. (Well, the only sore loser, if you must know) Oh, and thanks for not waiting to make a theatrical entrance. Last I saw, we were still waiting for Mr. Cynical at his post party… I’d get you a new pet spider, but you let the last one die. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/13 "2000-10-25T05:24:29Z")
Yippee! Happy 3K! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/14 "2000-10-25T08:25:16Z")
Congratulations, **Demo**! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/15 "2000-10-25T09:09:28Z")
Who? Just kidding! I know who you are… I think… do you know me? I’m so confused… if you know me and I know you than… we’re even! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/16 "2000-10-25T13:46:31Z")
Darn, sure is quiet in here… I must’ve missed one hell of a party! Hey and I just noticed–I’m over 100 posts myself. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/17 "2000-10-25T14:26:52Z")
Congrats Demo. 😃 Happy 3K… if a little belated. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/18 "2000-10-25T14:42:50Z")
One day, Demo, I will come to California, and we will get thoroughly messed-up together. At the same time, I will teach your kids untruths such as: The sky is blue because Cecil ran out of orange. The ocean is salty cause fish make love in it. Your daddy hates beer, and only drinks it to keep his liver in shape. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/19 "2000-10-25T15:07:48Z")
Hmmmm ::looks at Demos’s post count, looks at my post count, looks at Demo’s registration date, looks at my registration date::, looks like someone seriously needs to get a life. Congrat’s Demo!!! ::raises a virtual Molson’s with Demo:: ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216/20 "2000-10-25T16:59:09Z")
Thanks everyone. And you’re right… I _do_ need to get a life! 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/demos-300th-post-party/38216.md?page=2)