# Dennis Haysbert is stalking me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948 "2013-10-22T17:31:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948/1 "2013-10-22T17:31:06Z")
Just about every website I visit, there that crap actor is in a State Farm ad with his big condescending smile. On motorcycle sites they slap a leather jacket on him so he’ll fit right in (not). I’m not buying your damn insurance- leave me alone! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948/2 "2013-10-22T17:58:16Z")
State Farm is SO annoying. They literally send me a letter every other week, hoping to entice me away from Geico. I just see it as more junk mail I have to throw away. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948/3 "2013-10-22T18:08:41Z")
Dennis Haysbert actually does ads for Allstate, not State Farm. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948/4 "2013-10-22T18:16:01Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Dennis Haysbert actually does ads for Allstate, not State Farm. Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Alex\_from\_CB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@Alex\_from\_CB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_from_CB)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948/5 "2013-10-22T20:45:02Z")
He’ll always be Pedro Cerrano to me… “Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball… I hit it very much. Curveball? Bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948/6 "2013-10-22T20:55:20Z")
Don’t blame me. I voted for David Palmer. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948/7 "2013-10-23T01:54:01Z")
I say, fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948/8 "2013-10-23T01:55:23Z")
Count yourself lucky. All I keep seeing is some muddled old guy and something about seven warning signs of Alzheimer’s. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dennis-haysbert-is-stalking-me/671948/9 "2013-10-23T04:23:02Z")
At the bottom of this thread I have an ad for a domestic violence lawyer. WTH!?