# der Faden, wo mann deutsche Unterhaltung hat.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 27, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479 "2003-04-27T12:33:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/101 "2003-04-28T08:01:45Z")

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Can I get an upgrade if I’ll toss in a “Grüß Gott”?

(My work keyboard DOES support international characters, as you can see :))

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/102 "2003-04-28T08:02:09Z")

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Dritte Seite, natührlich. Scheiße!

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/103 "2003-04-28T08:06:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by universe.zip \*\*\*  
> OMG, it just feels so weird posting on the SDMB in German… I mean, I use this language a lot on the net, but here it feels positively awkward. \*\*

I’ll second that notion. When I read my posts in German they sound really clumsy sometimes. Maybe my brain just switches to SDMB English when I am here (I spend so much time worrying about my grammar and spelling that it’s hard switching that off even when I post in German).

Good thing this thread isn’t in the Pit. There’s just something fundamentally wrong about “geißfelchen” 😃

On preview…

**Coldfire** , Dutch people and mountains…there’s a saying about them, I bet 🙂  
In no way do I intend to debase the skiing prowess of a whole nation, I’ve just been run over one too many times by screaming Dutch ladies. Which couldn’t have been Coldfire. Off the hook.

**Angua** : “Stockbesoffen” hat auch mich hochbeeindruckt

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/104 "2003-04-28T08:10:16Z")

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Oh, and “Grüß Gott” should be used with caution. Anywhere north of the Danube it’ll get you laughs, looks and the answer “Wenn ich ihn sehe.” (Been there, done that)

Hier in München kann man es natürlich jederzeit und gerne verwenden. Auch ein herzhaftes “Servus!” wird immer gern gehört.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/105 "2003-04-28T08:12:19Z")

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Danke schon 🙂 Jetz muss ich mein Leiterin beeindrucken, und das ist nicht so Leicht 🙂

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/106 "2003-04-28T08:13:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> \*\*Danke schon 🙂 Jetz muss ich mein Leiterin beeindrucken, und das ist nicht so Leicht 🙂 \*\*

Versuch es einfach auf Deutsch - bei uns hat es ja auch geklappt 🙂

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**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/107 "2003-04-28T08:13:21Z")

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Oh, okay, if it means that much to you… here you go, **Coldfire** , another 40 points, plus 10 for the umlaut and 10 for the ß 😉  
Ich will mal nicht so sein.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/108 "2003-04-28T08:14:08Z")

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Ach! mein_e_ Leiterin!

Wow, ich kann meine selbes Fahler korrigieren 🙂

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**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/109 "2003-04-28T08:17:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Einmon \*  
> **Oh, and “Grüß Gott” should be used with caution.**

True.  
But I do believe it was directed at me, so it counts 😉  
Cultural differences (especially within the same language area) - we´re getting into deep water here…

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/110 "2003-04-28T09:54:39Z")

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I, too, cringe at the lack of skiing skills most Dutchmen display. Luckily, I’m not one of them. But be honest: aren’t we awfully polite and friendly, as we run you over? 🙂

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/111 "2003-04-28T14:39:46Z")

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Well, the Austrian quiz is much different.  
Rödeln  
Zwetschken  
Schifoaaaaan, woas?

Universe, Wien hat mir ziemlich gut gefallen, aber. . . er sein. . es ist schwer zu verklaren. Ich verstehe warum Freud und Psychoanalyse haben in Wien entwickelt. Schoene Stadt, verruckte Leute. Stimmt das? Ich habe Kunstgeschichte uzw gestudiert, und dafür war es ausgezeichnet.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/112 "2003-04-28T14:57:48Z")

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“… schwer zu _erklären_”, oder “moeilijk te verklaren”. Take your pick, capy. 😉

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/113 "2003-04-28T16:00:55Z")

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Heh. Exactly. (hangs head in shame)  
IMAGINE MY LIFE!  
I was in Munich this summer and I kept trying to, you know, speak to people, and they would look at me totally confused, since they kinda could understand what I was saying but had no idea where the hell I was from.  
South Africa, probably.

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**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/114 "2003-04-28T18:18:58Z")

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Diese Scheiße würde nicht in hitlers Zeit geschehen sein

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/115 "2003-04-28T19:28:40Z")

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What, several non-Germans speaking German voluntarily? Probably not, not.

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/116 "2003-04-29T01:04:47Z")

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Whuh? Um. . . woraus ist daß gekommen?  
[Schaut um; seht sich um nach Nazis, Freimauerern, Elvis, Extraterrestials, Chupacabra. . . zieht seine Stanniol-hut an]

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**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/117 "2003-04-29T01:05:28Z")

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yo, **capybara** , you have understood Vienna.

Wien ist großartig und die Leute spinnen alle völlig. Freud - wo sonst, wenn nicht hier?  
Ich denke, für ein Kunstgeschichte-Studium ist das nicht so schlecht 😉

It´s rodeln, though - but hey, you picked up some nice austriacisms!  
We´d have to start another thread on that, though… 😉  
**Coldfire** , as I have never been run over by a Dutchman or a skier of any other nationality, I won´t dispute your skiing skills, which are no doubt higher than mine (i.e. nil).  
I´ve run into enough drunk Dutch people in Tyrol, though… and in the Netherlands. No comparison. I must say, the mountains do something for you folks. 😃

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**Author:** ![Disciple\_of\_Alf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/958977/32.png) [@Disciple\_of\_Alf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disciple_of_Alf)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/118 "2003-04-29T01:31:25Z")

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Diese Unterhaltung wäre leichter sein, wenn sie wirklich eine Unterhaltung wäre. Ich wünsche, dass ich hier mein Deutsch üben könnte, aber ich habe eigentlich keine Ahnung worüber ich sprechen soll. Weil ich nicht viel mit den englischen Threads mache, ist es besonders schwer für mich etwas hier zu schreiben. Vielleicht soll ich einfach hier aufhören, sodaß jemand mir sagen könnte, welche Fehler ich geschrieben habe.

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/119 "2003-04-29T01:42:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by universe.zip \*  
> \*\*It´s rodeln, though - but hey, you picked up some nice austriacisms!  
> We´d have to start another thread on that, though… 😉 \*\*

As long as it includes Austrian food items…

[Mozartkugeln](http://www.mozartkugel.at/idxexpl.html) … hmmmm  
[Germknödel](http://www.cvjm-hannover.de/fotogalerie/skifreizeit-2003/pages/56-Germkn%F6del.htm) … hmmmm  
[Salzburger Nockerln](http://www.wolfgangpuck.com/recipedetail.php?Alias=RE_WP0212) … hmmm  
[Mannerwaffeln](http://www.manner.at/9) … hmmm  
[Kaiserschmarren](http://www.wolfgangpuck.com/recipedetail.php?Alias=RE_WP169A) … hmmm

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-faden-wo-mann-deutsche-unterhaltung-hat/171479/120 "2003-04-29T05:29:50Z")

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Kaesenockerln! Hmmmm! 🙂

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