# Der Trihs, I call B\*\*\*S\*\*\*

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 22, 2008, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901 "2008-08-22T04:43:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/81 "2008-08-23T03:48:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Argent Towers]  
So I guess the French Resistance should have just given up and surrendered to the Nazis, instead of even trying.  
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That’s not what I was saying. Maybe I poorly expressed myself. I don’t think so, though.

> [@](#):
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> You come from a country that has firsthand experience with being dominated by Nazi assholes. I’m sure if you ask your grandparents if they’d wished they had a gun in the house during the days of the Nazis, the answer would be yes.

I wouldn’t have to go as far back as my grandparents to ask about the Nazis if the people involved were still alive. My father fought in WWII and ended up the war in Gross-Rosen. As for my grand father, he found the guns he needed. They came to hang him. Didn’t find him. They hanged someone else.  
And this is, for a non-insignificant part, why I wrote what I wrote.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/82 "2008-08-23T03:53:09Z")

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Well, if they come to hang me, and they DO find me, I’d rather be armed than not. Even if the rest of the population is ready to surrender - I’ll be fucked if I let them drag me off. I am not going to disgrace all the people before me who died fighting against tyranny, by failing to rise to the occasion.

ETA: You Frenchmen, you are great fighters and you always have been. The people who say the French are cowards, are idiots. You come from a people with a tremendous military history. The only thing you need, is more confidence and less of that negativity.

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/83 "2008-08-23T03:54:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Argent Towers]  
Well, if they come to hang me, and they DO find me, I’d rather be armed than not. Even if the rest of the population is ready to surrender - I’ll be fucked if I let them drag me off. I am not going to disgrace all the people before me who died fighting against tyranny, by failing to rise to the occasion.  
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You’ll tell me that again when they’ll come. Then, I’ll believe you.

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/84 "2008-08-23T03:57:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Shodan]  
You guys are making me nervous.

Regards,  
Shodan  
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Actually, that was supposed to make Miller nervous. To make you nervous I’d point out that we usually see things the same way. 😉

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/85 "2008-08-23T03:58:41Z")

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[QUOTE=FinnAgain]  
No use trying to change things, it’s Dopertown.  
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[nitpick] The actual line is "Forget it, Jake. It’s (Doper)town.

😉

But I know what you meant.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/86 "2008-08-23T04:00:16Z")

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[QUOTE=clairobscur]  
You’ll tell me that again when they’ll come. Then, I’ll believe you.  
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Well, I’m not just going to sit in my house and wait for them. I’m going to run and hide. With a rifle.

I’ve got family who went to the gas chambers. It’s not going to happen again. My great grandfather killed a Russian policeman who was trying to loot his house in a Pogrom. He was able to go into hiding and then get over to America. Were it not for that one man with a rifle, I wouldn’t be here.

Look, my dad was giving me books about the Polish partisans when I was 8 years old. There isn’t a soul on this earth who is going to sway me here. Not a chance.

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/87 "2008-08-23T04:07:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Argent Towers]

I’ve got family who went to the gas chambers.  
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Then, I’m more inclined to believe you.

Still, I don’t think anybody can tell in advance what he’s going to do in exceptionally dire circumstances.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/88 "2008-08-23T04:09:19Z")

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Yeah, you’re right. But what you can do is prepared. Ask the Boy Scouts.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/89 "2008-08-23T04:11:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Shodan]  
But he’s not a troll - he really means it.

Plus he’s useful. He says what some are thinking but who are too housebroken to say themselves. Some people (on both sides) really do found their political and religious thinking on hate. He smokes them out.

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…and you don’t recognize that he is one of those people who founds his political and religious thinking on hate?

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/90 "2008-08-23T04:12:17Z")

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Whoa, where have you been all this time? This is the first time I’ve ever seen that username and it’s pretty damn distinctive. Were you formerly known as something else?

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/91 "2008-08-23T04:13:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Key Lime Guy]  
Better thread title: **Der Trihs, I call Llub Tihs**  
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[Guinness guys]BRILLIANT![/Guinness guys]

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/92 "2008-08-23T04:23:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Argent Towers]  
Whoa, where have you been all this time? This is the first time I’ve ever seen that username and it’s pretty damn distinctive. Were you formerly known as something else?  
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I used to be **Diomedes.** I don’t venture outside of the Game Room all that often, but I definitely have been accused by DT of being a fascist misogynist for being pro-life.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/93 "2008-08-23T11:36:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Shodan]  
**Guin** , sweetie, punkindrawers - did you fail to notice the repeated use of the word “some” rather than 'all"? And “on both sides”?  
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Don’t mind her, she just hadn’t posted to this thread yet.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/94 "2008-08-23T11:57:17Z")

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[QUOTE=cmyk]  
Ooh, cool! Then we can bring back the Inquisition. They’ll never expect that. Especially the Spanish.  
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I wish you wouldn’t do that.  
I just nearly forcibly inhaled half a cup of tea.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/95 "2008-08-23T11:59:28Z")

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[QUOTE=magellan01]  
Actually, that was supposed to make Miller nervous. To make you nervous I’d point out that we usually see things the same way. 😉  
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Shouldn’t that make **you** nervous?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/96 "2008-08-23T12:25:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Shodan]  
**Guin** , sweetie, punkindrawers - did you fail to notice the repeated use of the word “some” rather than 'all"? And “on both sides”?

Regards,  
Shodan  
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Sorry 'bout that. I guess I jumped the gun. **Der Trihs** tends to make me do that. (He basically seems to live up to every stereotype of the left out there.)  
(Oh, and does anyone have the link to the Pit thread that ensued after **december** pulled that little stunt?)

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/97 "2008-08-23T13:26:21Z")

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Thanks, **Guin**.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/98 "2008-08-23T14:22:19Z")

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[QUOTE=magellan01]  
It gets worse. I agree with **Shodan’s** post, as well.  
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Me too.

If only a Presidential ticket could run on banning **Der Trihs**. I think it’d garner a lot of cross-party support.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/99 "2008-08-23T16:07:15Z")

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Nah. I wish we had the capability of banning posters from specific forums though. **DT** is actually very well-informed and has excellent taste in **CS**. It’s just here and in **GD** that he turns into mega-asshole.

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**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/der-trihs-i-call-b-s/460901/100 "2008-08-23T22:05:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
. . . pussy wheels.  
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“I hanker for a hunka _cheese_”

Anyone else remember that one?

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