# Derailed song lyrics: the game **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 7, 2019, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686 "2019-03-07T12:29:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/41 "2019-04-15T09:40:26Z")
_Whooooaa We’re halfway there Whoooooa_ So stop asking “Are we there yet?” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/42 "2019-04-15T11:11:53Z")
Oh, oh, oh, oh I’ve got a girl named Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong She’s everything to me Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong She really hates her parents For the stupid name they gave her. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/43 "2019-04-15T14:07:31Z")
Well, I’m hot blooded Check it and see I got a fever of 103 Fever that high can cause brain damage and convulsions and death an dgyfk zl;,slm ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/44 "2019-04-15T14:21:28Z")
_Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode Who never ever learned to read or write so well But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin’ a bell_ Which is a really stupid way to play a guitar. I mean, he’d just grab it by the neck and wave it around. Weird kid. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/45 "2019-04-15T16:45:44Z")
After all the hell you’ve been through I will make it up to you I promise you. After all that’s been said and done You’re just a part of me that won’t let go. You’re going to “make it up to me” for the torn out hair, the black eye, the two knocked out teeth and the broken arm? I’m coming over with the cops, I’m getting my things, and I’ve got a restraining order against you. IT’S OVER, creep. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/46 "2019-04-17T06:51:50Z")
_Love, love, love is all you need_ And some condoms, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/47 "2019-04-17T06:55:35Z")
_Love, love, love is all you need_ And some condoms, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/48 "2019-04-17T15:57:07Z")
_Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right_ As long as you use a condom. Or two. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/49 "2019-04-19T19:12:44Z")
Girl, you’ll be a woman soon But until then I could do up to 3 years in the pokey ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/50 "2019-04-19T19:19:02Z")
_Well I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you’ve been It’s all been a pack of lies_ OK, I didn’t use the recycling bin when I threw out my trash. It’s a shame, but it’s not that big a deal. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/51 "2019-09-28T02:02:04Z")
_It was a cold and dark December night When I opened up the bedroom door To find her lying still and cold upon the bed_ And she shouted, "For god’s sake, pay the heating bill already ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686/52 "2019-09-28T06:39:26Z")
_But it ain’t me, babe No, no, no, it ain’t me, babe It ain’t me you’re lookin’ for, babe_ It’s time for a paternity test. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/derailed-song-lyrics-the-game/830686.md?page=2)