# Dermatologists hate this woman.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2014, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615 "2014-08-27T06:36:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/1 "2014-08-27T06:36:12Z")

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Dermatologists hate this woman…

'cause she’s always late for her scheduled appointments.

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/2 "2014-08-27T07:07:38Z")

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And because she gives Photoshop a bad name.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/3 "2014-08-27T07:14:04Z")

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Local woman discovers one weird old trick that will shock you…  
She sets light to her farts.

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/4 "2014-08-27T07:27:30Z")

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1 tip of a flat belly

If it’s FLAT then it doesn’t HAVE a tip.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/5 "2014-08-27T08:16:41Z")

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> [@Maastricht](#):
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> And because she gives Photoshop a bad name.

And, to be honest, she always comes across with a kind of superior attitude when deadling with the receptionist.

Mandy is quite good at her job and we’d hate to lose her due to this patient.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/6 "2014-08-27T12:25:14Z")

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Ron Jeremy Gives You One Trick To Make Your Dick Huge…

…look at it with a fun-house mirror

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/7 "2014-08-27T12:27:31Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> Local woman discovers one weird old trick that will shock you…  
> She sets light to her farts.

What, like a strobe light?

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/8 "2014-08-27T12:41:47Z")

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If that would shock you, then yes.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/9 "2014-08-27T13:33:06Z")

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All I see are breasts. An entire row of 'em.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/10 "2014-08-27T13:35:51Z")

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Learn this one simple trick to lower your insurace rates…  
Don’t have an accident.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/11 "2014-08-27T13:46:40Z")

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Save 20% on this product you don’t want!

Hell, I can save _100%…_

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/12 "2014-08-27T13:51:25Z")

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Dermatologists hate this woman…

The profession is notorious for anti-semitism.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/13 "2014-08-27T14:14:01Z")

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She refuses to wear sunscreen, tans frequently, and waves off her dermatologist’s warnings about sun damage.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/14 "2014-08-27T14:15:37Z")

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Invented by a 3rd grade teacher, so you know it’s bullshit!

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/15 "2014-08-27T14:34:22Z")

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Hot singles in your area!

National weather service predicts record temperatures to continue for next three days.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/16 "2014-08-27T14:37:09Z")

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Women in your area want sex  
…with their spouses and significant others.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/17 "2014-08-27T14:46:14Z")

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The secret your doctor doesn’t want you to know!

He’s estranged from his father. It’s quite sad, really.

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/18 "2014-08-27T14:49:19Z")

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Language professors hate this man.

Cuz he constantly uses ‘ax’ instead of ‘ask’.

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/19 "2014-08-27T16:25:12Z")

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You won’t believe who’s related to Abraham Lincoln…

His kids

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/20 "2014-08-27T19:37:04Z")

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16 Celebrity couples who live modestly…

… on several million dollars a year.

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