# Dermatologists hate this woman.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2014, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615 "2014-08-27T06:36:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![conway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@conway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conway)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/61 "2014-09-12T20:06:07Z")

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A Ridiculously Simple Way to Pay Off Your Mortgage

Use the self-addressed envelope provided.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/62 "2014-09-12T21:08:10Z")

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> [@tim-n-va](#):
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> “6% Cash Back at US Supermarkets…”
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> …if you select $94 worth of merchandize and pay with a $100.

That’s 6.383% ! Winning!

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/63 "2014-09-12T21:51:16Z")

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The worst kept secret among bookworms.

The new librarian at the Wilmot Avenue branch is smokin’ hot and has a pair of legs that just won’t quit! 🆒

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**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/64 "2014-09-12T23:30:41Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> That’s 6.383% ! Winning!

Nice try but you are wrong. It would be 6.383% of your purchase back but 6% of the cash tendered back.

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**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/65 "2014-09-13T02:51:57Z")

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‘One Simple Trick To Remove 10 Pounds Of Unsightly Fat!’.

Cut your head off.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/66 "2014-09-13T04:37:41Z")

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> [@tim-n-va](#):
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> Nice try but you are wrong. It would be 6.383% of your purchase back but 6% of the cash tendered back.

Pretty sure the percentage of the purchase is what “X% cash back” means, but hey, let’s keep it light.

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/67 "2014-09-13T12:37:51Z")

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Local woman discovers one weird old trick that will shock you…

She asks you to get up on the ladder to change her light bulb, they zaps you with a taser gun.

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**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/68 "2014-09-13T12:49:52Z")

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Living through the apocalypse, this one simple tip will keep you alive!  
Cannibalism!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dermatologists-hate-this-woman/696615/69 "2014-09-13T13:17:54Z")

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Guys, a simple trick to make your schlong seemingly longer…

Measure in centimeters, not inches.

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Discover why this guy has chicks hanging all over him…

Because he’s better looking, richer, and more confident than you

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Men, discover the one secret that will drive your wife wild in bed…

Before you go to sleep, eat something that’s guaranteed to give you gas throughout the night.

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