# Describe a city using only one-syllable words, try to guess other posters' cities

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**Created:** [January 22, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256 "2025-01-22T15:39:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kimble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kimble/32/19185_2.png) [@Kimble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimble)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/61 "2025-01-22T19:46:37Z")

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I saw “They run like spokes out from a point. Some French guy thought of that” and thought of Pierre L’Enfant, then DC. You probably don’t want to hear this, but then I thought, “And that last part must refer to the Commanders, since the Lions just beat them.” I caught my error, but I had been ninjaed since.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/62 "2025-01-22T19:48:12Z")

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> [@ShadowFacts](#):
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> Grab me a pint of the brown stuff (and make sure it’s got a good head) while I jam to the band as they play a Rare Old tune.

Dublin?

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> Dublin?

Right on.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/64 "2025-01-22T19:53:26Z")

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> [@Kimble](#):
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> There’s a mall there that tweets memes on X – or at least some guy tweets in the name of that mall. Some of it was close to the big fire a week or so back. It has a lot more folks than you’d think for a town that’s not heard of much. There’s a town with the same name where they played a Big Game two years back. _That_ town is by the town named for a bird on fire.

Glendale, CA?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/65 "2025-01-22T19:57:07Z")

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Cold city of first pope

Hot city of first pope

St. Petersburg (Russia, and Florida, respectively)

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**Author:** ![Kimble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kimble/32/19185_2.png) [@Kimble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimble)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/66 "2025-01-22T20:08:47Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> Glendale, CA?

Yep! Home of the aforementioned Americana at Brand and its rival Glendale Galleria, the latter of which was the birthplace of Panda Express. Also home of me decades ago.

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/67 "2025-01-22T20:14:37Z")

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In the past, Cree and French met here and gave rise to a new, mixed folk. They set up farms, plied the fur trade, and ruled their own land. But then, whites from the east came, built a fort, and made plans to force the mixed folk off their lands. So the mixed folk took the whites’ fort, threw its boss in jail, and killed a man who had backed him. The whites heard of this and so sent troops to take back the fort, which they did, and the chief of the mixed folk had to flee south. The whites said that the mixed folk could keep their land to hunt and farm, but it was all a lie. Most of them grew poor and had to leave for the west, where some fought a small war against the whites and lost.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/68 "2025-01-22T20:23:11Z")

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> [@ShadowFacts](#):
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> Gotta be Detroit, right?

Yep!

> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> I just looked at a map of Detroit, and I’ll be damned: the city’s streets do, in a way, mimic the Parisian model, but only to a point.

> [@Kimble](#):
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> I saw “They run like spokes out from a point. Some French guy thought of that” and thought of Pierre L’Enfant, then DC.

You were definitely on the right track! According to the [Wiki article on the History of Detroit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Detroit):

> Augustus B. Woodward devised a street plan similar to Pierre Charles L’Enfant’s design for Washington, D.C.

And oh man, I wish you had been right about this:

> [@Kimble](#):
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> then I thought, “And that last part must refer to the Commanders, since the Lions just beat them.”

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/69 "2025-01-22T20:29:38Z")

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> [@psychonaut](#):
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> In the past, Cree and French met here and gave rise to a new, mixed folk. They set up farms, plied the fur trade, and ruled their own land. But then, whites from the east came, built a fort, and made plans to force the mixed folk off their lands. So the mixed folk took the whites’ fort, threw its boss in jail, and killed a man who had backed him. The whites heard of this and so sent troops to take back the fort, which they did, and the chief of the mixed folk had to flee south. The whites said that the mixed folk could keep their land to hunt and farm, but it was all a lie. Most of them grew poor and had to leave for the west, where some fought a small war against the whites and lost.

Sounds like you’re describing the Cajuns. Maybe … Halifax?

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/70 "2025-01-22T20:30:53Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> Maybe … Halifax?

Nope. I don’t think there were any Cree around Halifax.

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**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/71 "2025-01-22T20:51:07Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> > [@pulykamell](#):
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> > North Carolina
> 
> #notacity

Asheville?

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**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/72 "2025-01-22T20:52:24Z")

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Whoops. Did not read whole post. Don’t know why not. It’s all right there.

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**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/73 "2025-01-22T20:52:26Z")

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There you go!

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**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/74 "2025-01-22T20:53:58Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> > [@psychonaut](#):
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> > In the past, Cree and French met here and gave rise to a new, mixed folk. They set up farms, plied the fur trade, and ruled their own land. But then, whites from the east came, built a fort, and made plans to force the mixed folk off their lands. So the mixed folk took the whites’ fort, threw its boss in jail, and killed a man who had backed him. The whites heard of this and so sent troops to take back the fort, which they did, and the chief of the mixed folk had to flee south. The whites said that the mixed folk could keep their land to hunt and farm, but it was all a lie. Most of them grew poor and had to leave for the west, where some fought a small war against the whites and lost.
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> Sounds like you’re describing the Cajuns. Maybe … Halifax?

Winnepeg?

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**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/75 "2025-01-22T21:04:21Z")

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Mush a sled pulled by dogs.

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/76 "2025-01-22T21:26:30Z")

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> [@Ellecram](#):
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> Winnepeg?

Yes, it’s Winnipeg.

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**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/77 "2025-01-22T21:45:30Z")

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In this place cars park side by each.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/78 "2025-01-22T22:04:04Z")

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Named after Brit Duke; had been Dutch.

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**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/79 "2025-01-22T22:05:27Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> Cold city of first pope
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> Hot city of first pope

Sigh. Substitute “town” for “city”, of course.

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**Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-a-city-using-only-one-syllable-words-try-to-guess-other-posters-cities/1013256/80 "2025-01-22T22:16:59Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> If we’re doing hometowns:
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> Mine is seat of law of its state. Abe Who Told The Truth lived here for years and years, he did law here. Then he left, and got shot at a play.

I was going to see if anyone would guess it from just “Abe lived here.”

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