# Describe it in three words, Part Deux

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 7, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102 "2007-05-07T14:27:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/41 "2007-05-08T19:57:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Scribble]  
Saturn’s rings.  
[/QUOTE]

Surround sixth planet.

**General Motors**

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**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/42 "2007-05-08T20:03:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]

**General Motors**  
[/QUOTE]

Officer moving quickly

Ski Jet

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/43 "2007-05-08T20:33:32Z")

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Ski Jet: Jet Ski backwards.

Cmdr. James Bond.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/44 "2007-05-08T20:35:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Ski Jet: Jet Ski backwards.

Cmdr. James Bond.  
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Not the ornothologist.

Perry Mason

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/45 "2007-05-08T20:38:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
Perry Mason  
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Raymond Burr role.

**Perry White**

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/46 "2007-05-08T20:38:09Z")

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Perry White: “Great Caesar’s Ghost!”

Yellow journalism.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/47 "2007-05-08T20:40:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Yellow journalism.

Media pissing contests.

Next: muckrakers

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/48 "2007-05-08T20:43:22Z")

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Muckrakers: Expose official corruption.

The Teapot Dome Scandal.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/49 "2007-05-08T21:00:01Z")

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> The Teapot Dome Scandal.

Har de Harding.

Next: Woodstock

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/50 "2007-05-08T21:31:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Gadarene]  
Har de Harding.

Next: Woodstock  
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Snoopy’s Yellow Friend

Next: Rock Lobster

Sgt Schwartz

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/51 "2007-05-08T21:44:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]  
Snoopy’s Yellow Friend

Next: Rock Lobster

Sgt Schwartz  
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Clam shells clappin’!  
Next: Atlanta

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/52 "2007-05-09T03:37:55Z")

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Stone Mountain suburb.

Next: Baseball

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/53 "2007-05-09T16:14:02Z")

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Baseball: Perfect summer game.

Curling (the sport).

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/54 "2007-05-09T16:50:05Z")

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> Curling (the sport).

Damn ice sweeping.

Next: badminton

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/55 "2007-05-09T17:19:16Z")

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Badminton: Toffs’ backyard favorite.

The International Twit of the Year competition.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/56 "2007-05-09T18:04:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
The International Twit of the Year competition.  
[/QUOTE]

Monty Python contest.

Roth IRA

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/57 "2007-05-09T18:07:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Scribble]

Roth IRA  
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Private retirement money

Next: Thermal underwear

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/58 "2007-05-09T18:23:24Z")

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Thermal underwear: Invaluable in winter.

The luge.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/59 "2007-05-09T18:42:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
The luge.  
[/QUOTE]  
Frenetically Hurtling Downhill

Vegemite

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/60 "2007-05-09T18:46:38Z")

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> Vegemite

Frenetically hurling Down-Under

(whaddya want from me?)

Next: geodes

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