# Describe it in three words, Part Deux

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 7, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102 "2007-05-07T14:27:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/61 "2007-05-09T19:12:13Z")

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Geodes: Cool desktop geology.

Spelunking.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/62 "2007-05-09T19:44:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Spelunking.  
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Exploring subterranean wonderlands.

**Tourist traps**

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/63 "2007-05-09T19:46:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Spelunking.  
[/QUOTE]

Hiking through caves.

Yiddish theater

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/64 "2007-05-09T19:47:47Z")

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Oh, whoops.

[QUOTE=Scribble]  
Tourist traps  
[/QUOTE]

Vacation cash extractors.

Yiddish theater.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/65 "2007-05-09T23:44:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Scribble]

Yiddish theater.  
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Oy vey schmaltz!

Next: Electric pencil sharpeners

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/66 "2007-05-10T14:57:50Z")

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Electric pencil sharpeners: Needless aggravation source.

Traffic jams.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/67 "2007-05-10T15:17:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Traffic jams.  
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Needless aggrevation source. 😃

Next: Zen

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/68 "2007-05-10T15:30:22Z")

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Zen: I need more.

Motorcycle maintenence.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/69 "2007-05-10T15:32:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Motorcycle maintenence.

It’s an art.

Next: Calvinball

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/70 "2007-05-10T15:54:36Z")

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Calvinball: Hobbes knows better.

Scary snowmen.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/71 "2007-05-10T17:08:48Z")

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Scary snowmen: why the ax?

dishtowels

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/72 "2007-05-10T19:43:07Z")

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[QUOTE=nashiitashii]  
dishtowels  
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Improvised Superman capes.

**Cape Horn**

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/73 "2007-05-10T20:05:01Z")

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Cape Horn: Not Good Hope.

Vasco da Gama.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/74 "2007-05-11T16:03:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Vasco da Gama

Remember Portugal’s empire?

Next: archy and mehitabel

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/75 "2007-05-11T16:28:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Gadarene]

Next: archy and mehitabel  
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Don Marquis’ characters

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/76 "2007-05-11T16:55:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Scribble]  
Don Marquis’ characters  
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Um… **Scribble** dropped the ball. Now what do we play with? ☹

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/77 "2007-05-11T17:02:54Z")

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**Scribble** : write with errors

Next: thunderstorms

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/78 "2007-05-11T18:23:16Z")

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Thunderstorms: Sometimes scare children.

Circus clowns.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/79 "2007-05-11T18:29:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Circus clowns.  
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Causes of [coulrophobia.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_of_clowns)

**Roustabouts**

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/80 "2007-05-11T18:32:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Circus clowns.  
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Barnum’s multicolored moneymakers.

**Scribble** : Sorry for mistake.

Next up: licorice jelly beans

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