# Describe it in three words, Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 7, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102 "2007-05-07T14:27:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/81 "2007-05-11T18:33:10Z")
> [@](#): > > licorice jelly beans dark matter pellets Next: right field ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/82 "2007-05-11T18:34:30Z")
Right field: Wake up, you! Line drive. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/83 "2007-05-11T18:35:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Sideshow Bob Killed Bart … not. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/84 "2007-05-11T19:05:50Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Line drive. [/QUOTE] Low-achieving homer. Next: Trapper Keeper. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/85 "2007-05-11T19:12:46Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] Next: Trapper Keeper. [/QUOTE] Teen girl’s notebook. Mercury ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/86 "2007-05-11T19:34:00Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Mercury [/QUOTE] Tastes like burning. Next: Violists ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/87 "2007-05-11T19:45:09Z")
Violists: Not violinists, dammit. Eugene Ormandy. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/88 "2007-05-11T19:51:36Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Eugene Ormandy. [/QUOTE] I choose mandy. Next: I hate my job. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/89 "2007-05-11T20:08:23Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] I hate my job. [/QUOTE] Grow accustomed, dude. Next: Flirty skirts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/90 "2007-05-11T20:31:10Z")
Flirty skirts: Bring 'em on! The most eye-poppingly gorgeous actress (or handsome actor) you know of. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/91 "2007-05-11T21:45:42Z")
The most eye-poppingly gorgeous actress (or handsome actor) you know of: Yowza! I wish! Next up: Porcupine farts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/92 "2007-05-11T22:14:23Z")
Porcupine farts: Part the needles. Knitting. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/93 "2007-05-11T22:36:54Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Knitting. [/QUOTE] Nice warm booties. Next: life rafts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/94 "2007-05-12T02:02:25Z")
Life rafts: _Titanic_ needed lots. Iceberg. ---
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/95 "2007-05-12T02:20:14Z")
Iceberg: Popular salad lettuce. Spaghetti Fork ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/96 "2007-05-12T02:22:59Z")
Spaghetti Fork: pasta picker-upper. Soprano ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/97 "2007-05-12T02:23:29Z")
[QUOTE=Way Too Happy] Spaghetti Fork [/QUOTE] Italian Twirling Tool Bunk beds ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/98 "2007-05-12T11:03:31Z")
**Soprano** : Hide the stemware. **Bunk beds** : Funnest concussion ever! Next: crankcase ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/99 "2007-05-12T18:04:15Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] Next: crankcase [/QUOTE] Holds [flivver starter.](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thelibrary.springfield.missouri.org/lochist/periodicals/bittersweet/7i2p18.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thelibrary.springfield.missouri.org/lochist/periodicals/bittersweet/wi79c.htm&h=748&w=510&sz=135&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=e-QuQxBDh_rBHM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3DModel%2BT%2Bcrank%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG) **Roustabouts** ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/100 "2007-05-12T20:35:06Z")
**Roustabouts** : Dudes with fists Next: Blank journals [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102.md?page=6)