# Describe it in three words, Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 7, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102 "2007-05-07T14:27:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/121 "2007-06-06T16:05:05Z")
::bump:: Masturbation. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/122 "2007-06-06T16:10:38Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Masturbation. [/QUOTE] Endless pleasure source. Next: Refrigerator magnet ---
**Author:** ![Hiko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@Hiko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hiko)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/123 "2016-07-30T02:40:01Z")
Softball: Kinda like baseball. Ty Cobb. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/124 "2016-07-30T14:01:41Z")
Refrigerator magnet:Cute, but addictive Ty Cobb: Sensational and assholic. Next: Hard pretzels ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/125 "2016-07-30T15:27:15Z")
Hard pretzels: way too salty Next: Bernie Sanders ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/126 "2016-07-30T15:34:29Z")
Lost to Hilary Next: Hilary Clinton ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/127 "2016-07-30T16:10:49Z")
Misspelling of Hillary Next: Tim Kaine ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/128 "2016-07-30T16:52:52Z")
Goofy Virginia Senator Donald Trump ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/129 "2016-07-30T17:49:58Z")
Wannabee President Preschooler Stephen Hawking ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/130 "2016-07-30T20:41:06Z")
Brilliant Crippled Atheist R2D2 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/131 "2016-07-31T06:10:49Z")
Industrial Automaton droid Florence Foster Jenkins ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/132 "2016-07-31T20:34:36Z")
Gawdawful operatic singer. > **[Florence Foster Jenkins](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Foster_Jenkins)** > > Florence Foster Jenkins (born Narcissa Florence Foster;\[a\] July 19, 1868 – November 26, 1944) was an American socialite and amateur soprano who became known, and mocked, for her flamboyant performance costumes and notably poor singing ability. Stephen Pile ranked her "the world's worst opera singer ... No one, before or since, has succeeded in liberating themselves quite so completely from the shackles of musical notation." > Despite – or perhaps because of – her technical incompetence, she bec... Luciano Pavarotti ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/133 "2016-07-31T23:51:19Z")
Aced high Cs 78-rpm records ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/134 "2016-08-02T03:32:51Z")
Retro audio charm 8-track cassettes ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/135 "2016-08-03T03:17:41Z")
you mean cartridges Patty Duke ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/136 "2016-08-03T03:42:50Z")
She got around. > **[Patty Duke | Personal life](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty_Duke#Personal_life)** > > Duke was married four times and had three children. A Catholic, Duke had dreams of becoming a nun in her youth. In her later life, she studied a number of different religions, commenting in 1995: "To suggest that one must spout Moses or Jesus or Buddha or chant like Tibetan monks in order to be religious, I believe, is not to walk in the path of Christ... I have been a Christian Scientist. If there's a religious definition of 'dabbler', I guess that would be me. I have studied Buddhism. T In 1965... Nags Head, N.C. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/137 "2016-08-05T21:46:31Z")
Barrier island resort Hillary Clinton’s emails ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/138 "2016-08-06T06:17:43Z")
No big deal. My left foot ---
**Author:** ![grammarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@grammarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grammarian)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/139 "2016-08-06T08:37:42Z")
I don’t know Being a grammarian ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words-part-deux/403102/140 "2016-08-06T11:44:50Z")
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