# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")
That’s all there is to it. Here’s an example… **Bologna** _It’s like meat._. Now you try, **Rodeo** This will either be lots of fun, or die quickly. Either way, what bliss ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/2 "2007-01-10T19:04:11Z")
Rodeo Ride 'em cowboy! Mustard ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/3 "2007-01-10T19:07:19Z")
Mustard Gotta crap now! Motherboard ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/4 "2007-01-10T19:08:43Z")
Makes computer run. Dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/5 "2007-01-10T19:09:53Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Makes computer run. Dictionary. [/QUOTE] Dictionary: Bunch of words. Subway. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/6 "2007-01-10T19:11:29Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Subway. [/QUOTE] Crap sub sandwiches cheese ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/7 "2007-01-10T19:12:19Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Crap sub sandwiches cheese [/QUOTE] Stinky but tasty. Calculus ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/8 "2007-01-10T19:14:09Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Stinky but tasty. Calculus [/QUOTE] Another difficult discipline. Particle. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/9 "2007-01-10T19:15:32Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] Another difficult discipline. Particle. [/QUOTE] Just a speck Duck ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/10 "2007-01-10T19:16:25Z")
Particle Honda Element upgrade. Woodshed ---
**Author:** ![Smooth\_Jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Smooth\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smooth_Jack)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/11 "2007-01-10T19:17:15Z")
Duck Watch your head. Temerity. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/12 "2007-01-10T19:17:27Z")
_sigh_ Duck What Cheney yells. Woodshed ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/13 "2007-01-10T19:24:26Z")
[QUOTE=Smooth Jack] Temerity. [/QUOTE] Balls of brass. Woodshed. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/14 "2007-01-10T19:27:11Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Balls of brass. Woodshed. [/QUOTE] Spanking provided behind. Computer ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/15 "2007-01-10T19:27:26Z")
Woodshed: Hide the body. Airbag ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/16 "2007-01-10T19:30:31Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Woodshed: Hide the body. Airbag [/QUOTE] Airbag: That’s my ex-MIL (do hyphens/prefixes count?) dishwasher ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/17 "2007-01-10T19:32:20Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] dishwasher [/QUOTE] Outranked by busboy. Umbrella ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/18 "2007-01-10T19:32:42Z")
Rubbish in gales. Next: Coffee. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/19 "2007-01-10T19:46:04Z")
Caffienated drug rush Spine ---
**Author:** ![billyb0b](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@billyb0b](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billyb0b)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/20 "2007-01-10T19:49:42Z")
Bone in back. SDMB [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=2)