# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/201 "2007-01-12T18:45:52Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] wal-mart [/QUOTE] Antichrist of capitalism. Mushroom. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/202 "2007-01-12T18:49:50Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Mushroom. [/QUOTE] Magic fungi ohwowtheroomismeltingpbpbpbpbt **Guillotine** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/203 "2007-01-12T18:53:38Z")
Chops heads off **Marshmallow** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/204 "2007-01-12T19:06:44Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] **Guillotine** [/QUOTE] Chop, chop-chop! Marie Antoinette. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/205 "2007-01-12T19:17:36Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Chops heads off **Marshmallow** [/QUOTE] They’re fat free! Christopher Columbus ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/206 "2007-01-12T20:32:10Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] They’re fat free! Christopher Columbus [/QUOTE] First Cuban Tourist Thatcher ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/207 "2007-01-12T20:34:09Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] First Cuban Tourist Thatcher [/QUOTE] Ol’ Hatchet Face. Marie Antoinette ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/208 "2007-01-12T20:37:55Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] Marie Antoinette [/QUOTE] Beheaded Cake Eater Pop-tarts ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/209 "2007-01-12T20:39:58Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo] Pop-tarts [/QUOTE] Tasty pastry rectangles. **Aardvarks.** ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/210 "2007-01-12T20:49:07Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] **Aardvarks.** [/QUOTE] insectivorous ground pigs thong ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/211 "2007-01-12T20:51:18Z")
[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire] thong [/QUOTE] Damned uncomfortable skivvies. Semicolon. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/212 "2007-01-12T20:52:47Z")
Semicolon: Underappreciated punctuation mark. Capt. James T. Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/213 "2007-01-12T20:58:05Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Semicolon: Underappreciated punctuation mark. Capt. James T. Kirk. [/QUOTE] KHAAAAAANNNN!!! \*\* KHAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!\*\* \*\* KHAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!\*\* Stephen Hawking ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/214 "2007-01-12T21:04:34Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] KHAAAAAANNNN!!! \*\* KHAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!\*\* \*\* KHAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!\*\* Stephen Hawking [/QUOTE] Homer Simpson: That Wheelchair Guy Comet ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/215 "2007-01-12T21:08:49Z")
Comet: Not a meteor. Henry Fonda. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/216 "2007-01-12T21:10:55Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Comet [/QUOTE] Cleanser, reindeer, sky-thingy **Buffy the Vampire Slayer** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/217 "2007-01-12T21:12:53Z")
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Babe with stakes. Henry Fonda, still. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/218 "2007-01-12T21:21:44Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Babe with stakes. Henry Fonda, still. [/QUOTE] Started acting dynasty White Out ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/219 "2007-01-12T21:22:31Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Comet: Not a meteor. Henry Fonda. [/QUOTE] Baby Jane’s Father I had to reply to this one also. Pop-tarts: Madonna, Britney Spears Malicifant ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/220 "2007-01-12T21:25:35Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Started acting dynasty White Out [/QUOTE] Glop on stick Malicifant [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=12)