# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/261 "2007-01-13T19:55:51Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] **Battleaxe.** [/QUOTE] Meant “matriarch,” ma’am! Canteloupe ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/262 "2007-01-13T20:53:56Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Meant “matriarch,” ma’am! Canteloupe [/QUOTE] mmm…nice melons Next: Superman Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/263 "2007-01-13T21:06:52Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] mmm…nice melons Next: Superman Sgt Schwartz [/QUOTE] Strong & Sexy Sgt. Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/264 "2007-01-13T21:07:55Z")
:smack: I meant to type \*\*Sgt Schultz \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/265 "2007-01-13T21:08:43Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] :smack: I meant to type \*\*Sgt Schultz \*\* [/QUOTE] “I know nothing!!!” Apollo ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/266 "2007-01-13T21:22:56Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Strong & Sexy Sgt. Schwartz [/QUOTE] Damn, and I thought the strong and sexy made you think of me! 😃 > [@](#): > > “I know nothing!!!” > > Apollo Lost to Rocky Next: NASCAR Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/267 "2007-01-14T00:29:03Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Damn, and I thought the strong and sexy made you think of me! 😃 Lost to Rocky Next: NASCAR Sgt Schwartz [/QUOTE] No right turns. Pirate ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/268 "2007-01-14T01:29:24Z")
dances the hornpipe camera ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/269 "2007-01-14T02:13:12Z")
[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire] dances the hornpipe camera [/QUOTE] Say “Cheese!” Click! **whippet** ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/270 "2007-01-14T02:35:28Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] Say “Cheese!” Click! **whippet** [/QUOTE] Duuuuuude, I’m dizzzzzzzzy… :o polenta ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/271 "2007-01-14T02:36:34Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] Say “Cheese!” Click! **whippet** [/QUOTE] Dumb Devo song bunion ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/272 "2007-01-14T02:40:07Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Duuuuuude, I’m dizzzzzzzzy… :o polenta [/QUOTE] Fancy Italian mush \*\* Medusa\*\* ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/273 "2007-01-14T02:57:58Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] \*\* Medusa\*\* [/QUOTE] Snake hair – yikes! bunion ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/274 "2007-01-14T04:27:53Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] bunion [/QUOTE] Ouchy big toe. **Cat** ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/275 "2007-01-14T04:36:49Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Ouchy big toe. **Cat** [/QUOTE] Purring, fluffy overlord \*\* Dog\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/276 "2007-01-14T05:23:45Z")
Dog: Slavishly loyal mammal. (“Man’s best friend” would fit the terms of the thread, but was a bit too cliched, I thought). Queen Elizabeth II. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/277 "2007-01-14T11:18:19Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Queen Elizabeth II. [/QUOTE] [Is wearing pink](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Queen_Elizabeth_II_of_the_United_Kingdom.jpg) haiku ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/278 "2007-01-14T13:21:21Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] [Is wearing pink](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Queen_Elizabeth_II_of_the_United_Kingdom.jpg) haiku [/QUOTE] God bless you Interm ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/279 "2007-01-14T14:28:21Z")
Interm: Kinda like “intern.” Jabba the Hutt. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/280 "2007-01-14T15:19:22Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Jabba the Hutt. [/QUOTE] Ew! Ew! Ew! Graveyard shift. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=15)