# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/281 "2007-01-14T15:40:58Z")
Graveyard shift Hookers, Cops, Cabbies Offbeat ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/282 "2007-01-14T16:48:16Z")
Offbeat: Describes most Dopers. Wristwatch. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/283 "2007-01-14T16:58:49Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Wristwatch. [/QUOTE] Time at hand. **Throwing knife** ---
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/284 "2007-01-14T17:04:50Z")
Throwing Knife Sorry! It slipped! **Buttercup** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/285 "2007-01-14T17:19:22Z")
[QUOTE=Way Too Happy] **Buttercup** [/QUOTE] Build me up! Disgruntled. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/286 "2007-01-14T18:16:25Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Build me up! Disgruntled. [/QUOTE] Lost my pig. **lampshade** ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/287 "2007-01-14T18:48:26Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] Lost my pig. **lampshade** [/QUOTE] frat party headwear gonorrhea ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/288 "2007-01-14T18:54:36Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] frat party headwear gonorrhea [/QUOTE] Use a condom. Laptop computer. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/289 "2007-01-14T19:39:00Z")
[QUOTE=Way Too Happy] Graveyard shift Hookers, Cops, Cabbies Offbeat [/QUOTE] Out of rhythm. Next: Boogie-woogie ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/290 "2007-01-14T20:01:21Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Use a condom. Laptop computer. [/QUOTE] Watch porn anywhere Next: Advertisement Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/291 "2007-01-14T20:30:31Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Watch porn anywhere Next: Advertisement/QUOTE] “Wait, there’s more!” shaman ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/292 "2007-01-15T00:01:32Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] [QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Watch porn anywhere Next: Advertisement/QUOTE] “Wait, there’s more!” shaman [/QUOTE] Talks to spirits \*\* balustrade\*\* ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/293 "2007-01-15T00:36:52Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] \*\* balustrade\*\* [/QUOTE] Staircase safety rail. **Pez dispenser** ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/294 "2007-01-15T01:00:06Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Staircase safety rail. **Pez dispenser** [/QUOTE] Head spits candy! \*\*chandelier \*\* ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/295 "2007-01-15T01:01:24Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] Head spits candy! \*\*chandelier \*\* [/QUOTE] lights from above **Bellybutton** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/296 "2007-01-15T01:13:02Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] **Bellybutton** [/QUOTE] Lint’s lurking lair. **shampoo** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/297 "2007-01-15T01:21:50Z")
Shampoo: Lather, rinse, repeat. Golf. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/298 "2007-01-15T01:21:55Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Lint’s lurking lair. **shampoo** [/QUOTE] $3 with cut & style Mexico ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/299 "2007-01-15T01:35:23Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Golf. [/QUOTE] Old man’s sport. Mexico. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/300 "2007-01-15T01:41:55Z")
Mexico: South of border. New Mexico. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=16)