# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/301 "2007-01-15T01:42:56Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] [Shampoo] $3 with cut & style… [/QUOTE] Bzzzt. Five words. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/302 "2007-01-15T01:43:28Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] New Mexico. [/QUOTE] A State…really! **Flamingo.** ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/303 "2007-01-15T01:43:51Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Mexico: South of border. New Mexico. [/QUOTE] Lots of Navajos. Chicken. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/304 "2007-01-15T01:46:40Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] A State…really! **Flamingo.** [/QUOTE] (dammit!) Big pink bird. India. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/305 "2007-01-15T01:48:21Z")
India: Rather overpopulated, no? Harry Potter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/306 "2007-01-15T01:51:26Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] India: Rather overpopulated, no? Harry Potter. [/QUOTE] (Hey, that was my three-thousandth post! ::tosses confetti, breaks out teeny bottle of champagne:🙂 Harry Potter. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/307 "2007-01-15T01:52:46Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Lots of Navajos. Chicken. [/QUOTE] Omnipresent conference meal **Compost** ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/308 "2007-01-15T01:54:25Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] Omnipresent conference meal **Compost** [/QUOTE] Shit made useful. James Bond. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/309 "2007-01-15T01:54:55Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] (Hey, that was my three-thousandth post! ::tosses confetti, breaks out teeny bottle of champagne:🙂 Harry Potter. [/QUOTE] Rowling’s retirement plan **Mark Twain** ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/310 "2007-01-15T01:56:51Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Shit made useful. James Bond. [/QUOTE] Sean Connery. Period. **Heraldry** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/311 "2007-01-15T01:59:44Z")
One at a time, one at a time! Mark Twain: Knows Samuel Clemens. Heraldry: Aristocrats’ status symbols. USS _Monitor_. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/312 "2007-01-15T02:01:40Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] One at a time, one at a time! Mark Twain: Knows Samuel Clemens. Heraldry: Aristocrats’ status symbols. USS _Monitor_. [/QUOTE] First successful ironclad. Sam Raimi. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/313 "2007-01-15T02:08:07Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] First successful ironclad. Sam Raimi. [/QUOTE] Who? Oh, him! **beer goggles** ---
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/314 "2007-01-15T02:11:39Z")
Sam Raimi Royal Oak, Michigan **Dignity** ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/315 "2007-01-15T02:12:20Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Who? Oh, him! **beer goggles** [/QUOTE] She’s so hot! Sofa. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/316 "2007-01-15T02:13:24Z")
[QUOTE=Way Too Happy] Sam Raimi Royal Oak, Michigan **Dignity** [/QUOTE] Our last stronghold. Sofa. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/317 "2007-01-15T02:15:42Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Our last stronghold. Sofa. [/QUOTE] Davenport in Canada **Mutton** ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/318 "2007-01-15T02:16:40Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Davenport in Canada **Mutton** [/QUOTE] Grown up lamb. Amoeba. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/319 "2007-01-15T02:26:42Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Amoeba. [/QUOTE] Blob of life. Fire hydrant. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/320 "2007-01-15T02:33:38Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Blob of life. Fire hydrant. [/QUOTE] Latrine for dogs. Pixie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=17)