# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/321 "2007-01-15T02:33:56Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Fire hydrant. [/QUOTE] Corner water source. **Sweater.** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/322 "2007-01-15T02:51:00Z")
Pixie: Whazzat, a fairie? Sweater: Necessary this month. Postage stamp. ---
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/323 "2007-01-15T02:51:51Z")
Sweater Hides erect nipples **Flagrant** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/324 "2007-01-15T02:59:29Z")
Flagrant: Nipples… like these? Kleenex ™. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/325 "2007-01-15T03:02:06Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Flagrant: Nipples… like these? Kleenex ™. [/QUOTE] Disposable snot rag **Tampon** ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/326 "2007-01-15T03:02:21Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Flagrant: Nipples… like these? Kleenex ™. [/QUOTE] Disposable cum rag. Aerosmith. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/327 "2007-01-15T03:03:22Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] Disposable snot rag **Tampon** [/QUOTE] (shit) toxic shock syndrome Britney Spears ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/328 "2007-01-15T03:08:18Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] (shit) toxic shock syndrome Britney Spears [/QUOTE] Stale pop tart **Egregious** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/329 "2007-01-15T03:12:12Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] **Egregious** [/QUOTE] Over the top. Barbie doll. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/330 "2007-01-15T03:41:07Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Over the top. Barbie doll. [/QUOTE] 48 - 22 - 32. Checkers. ---
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/331 "2007-01-15T03:54:26Z")
Checkers Nixon’s best dog **Transparent** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/332 "2007-01-15T03:56:06Z")
[QUOTE=Way Too Happy] **Transparent** [/QUOTE] Tom Cruise’s lunacy Your job ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/333 "2007-01-15T04:00:50Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] Tom Cruise’s lunacy Your job [/QUOTE] Bullying phone monkeys Onotmatopoeia ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/334 "2007-01-15T04:46:00Z")
Onomatopoeia: unimaginitive naming method Gorilla ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/335 "2007-01-15T05:13:51Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] Onomatopoeia: unimaginitive naming method Gorilla [/QUOTE] Damn dirty ape! Freezer burn ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/336 "2007-01-15T05:24:32Z")
Freezer burn: Should wrap better. Jack Bauer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/337 "2007-01-15T05:25:37Z")
… and Aerosmith (mentioned earlier): Aging rock gods. Jack Bauer. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/338 "2007-01-15T07:44:23Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] … and Aerosmith (mentioned earlier): Aging rock gods. Jack Bauer. [/QUOTE] Jack Bauer kicks ass\* \*Really have no idea, never seen the show Next: Pulp Fiction Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/339 "2007-01-15T08:07:05Z")
Watch in ass. Television. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/340 "2007-01-15T12:38:32Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Jack Bauer kicks ass\* [/QUOTE] Bzzt! That’s four words. > [@](#): > > television America’s indoor sport. **Bizarro SDMB.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=18)