# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/341 "2007-01-15T13:43:22Z")
Be A Jerk **Pirson Break’s T-Bag** ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/342 "2007-01-15T14:39:58Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Be A Jerk **Pirson Break’s T-Bag** [/QUOTE] The perv, right? Time ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/343 "2007-01-15T14:44:49Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Time [/QUOTE] The fourth dimension? umm, paper towels! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/344 "2007-01-15T15:05:06Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] The fourth dimension? umm, paper towels! [/QUOTE] Quicker Picker Upper **12 Days of Christmas** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/345 "2007-01-15T15:14:34Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] **12 Days of Christmas** [/QUOTE] Long freakin’ song. Chopsticks. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/346 "2007-01-15T15:18:48Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Long freakin’ song. Chopsticks. [/QUOTE] Long freakin’ song Phantom of the Opera ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/347 "2007-01-15T15:45:35Z")
_Phantom of the Opera_: Creep with mask. Tom Brokaw. ---
**Author:** ![Smooth\_Jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Smooth\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smooth_Jack)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/348 "2007-01-15T15:52:57Z")
Tom Brokaw: Greatest Generation Guy Chinese Food ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/349 "2007-01-15T15:54:39Z")
Filling For Hour Pangram ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/350 "2007-01-15T15:57:00Z")
Pangram: Uses every letter. Palindrome. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/351 "2007-01-15T16:03:04Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Palindrome. [/QUOTE] “Kayak” is one. Spoonerism ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/352 "2007-01-15T16:04:50Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Pangram: Uses every letter. Palindrome. [/QUOTE] Madam, I’m Adam carbon paper ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/353 "2007-01-15T16:06:40Z")
> [@Sgt Schwartz](#): > > Jack Bauer kicks ass\* [QUOTE=twickster] Bzzt! That’s four words. [/QUOTE] MILLIONS WILL DIE! _ahem_ Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Smooth\_Jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Smooth\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smooth_Jack)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/354 "2007-01-15T16:10:39Z")
carbon paper: hard pressed copy Postal ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/355 "2007-01-15T16:13:31Z")
[QUOTE=Smooth Jack] carbon paper: hard pressed copy Postal [/QUOTE] Mail delivery service Going Postal ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/356 "2007-01-15T16:26:41Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Mail delivery service Going Postal [/QUOTE] Anger management issues. Spoonerism. ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/357 "2007-01-15T16:47:14Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Anger management issues. Spoonerism. [/QUOTE] Tasted the worm orange juice ---
**Author:** ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/358 "2007-01-15T16:52:51Z")
[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore] orange juice [/QUOTE] Simply Thrilled Honey And picking up Ravioli from earlier: Mince in Stamps Next: Scissors ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/359 "2007-01-15T16:53:10Z")
[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore] Tasted the worm orange juice [/QUOTE] Screwdriver minus vodka pearl ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/360 "2007-01-15T16:54:32Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Screwdriver minus vodka pearl [/QUOTE] Hester’s bastard daughter Mel Gibson [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=19)