# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/381 "2007-01-15T20:47:47Z")

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[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]  
I prefer Pi

Ice Cream  
[/QUOTE]

We ALL scream.

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/382 "2007-01-15T20:49:31Z")

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Damn. Let’s try this again. :smack:  
Ice Cream: We ALL scream.  
scrubs.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/383 "2007-01-15T20:56:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Faruiza]  
Damn. Let’s try this again. :smack:  
Ice Cream: We ALL scream.  
scrubs.  
[/QUOTE]

surprisingly serious comedy

Shaquille O’Neal

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/384 "2007-01-15T21:25:58Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
surprisingly serious comedy

Shaquille O’Neal  
[/QUOTE]

3rd Rock Alien

**Kangeroos**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/385 "2007-01-15T21:26:24Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
Shaquille O’Neal  
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_Big_ honkin’ athlete.

Fried chicken.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/386 "2007-01-15T21:29:35Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
_Big_ honkin’ athlete.

Fried chicken.  
[/QUOTE]

Fries with that?

**Garp**

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/387 "2007-01-15T21:56:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
Fries with that?

**Garp**  
[/QUOTE]

Risk Management, [Really](http://www.garp.com/) ?

Next: Airplane

Sgt Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/388 "2007-01-15T22:01:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]  
Risk Management, [Really](http://www.garp.com/) ?

Next: Airplane

Sgt Schwartz  
[/QUOTE]

Best Parody Ever!

**Snakes on a Plane**

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/389 "2007-01-15T22:18:36Z")

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Overhyped film fizzles

**Claire de Lune**

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/390 "2007-01-15T22:28:49Z")

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[QUOTE=ArchiveGuy]  
Overhyped film fizzles

**Claire de Lune**  
[/QUOTE]

Beautiful Debussy piece

**Portraiture**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/391 "2007-01-15T23:41:47Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]

**Portraiture**  
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Sargent’s strong suit.  
**Badge.**

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/392 "2007-01-16T01:05:59Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Sargent’s strong suit.  
**Badge.**  
[/QUOTE]

Red, see courage

Next: narcolepsy

Sgt Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/393 "2007-01-16T01:07:16Z")

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Badge: Soldier’s unit identification.

Octopus: We’ve done that.

Toby Keith.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/394 "2007-01-16T01:08:18Z")

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Narcolepsy: Hey, it’s zzzzzz.

Toby Keith.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/395 "2007-01-16T01:34:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Narcolepsy: Hey, it’s zzzzzz.

Toby Keith.  
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Natalie’s unworthy bootlicker

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/396 "2007-01-16T01:36:07Z")

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D’Oh!

Yogurt.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/397 "2007-01-16T01:38:01Z")

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]  
Yogurt.  
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Good with GrapeNuts.  
Bathrobe.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/398 "2007-01-16T02:00:44Z")

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Bathrobe.

Belt _always_ flapping.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/399 "2007-01-16T02:02:29Z")

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Crap, I did it again.

Fastball.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/400 "2007-01-16T02:13:39Z")

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]  
Crap, I did it again.

Fastball.  
[/QUOTE]

Link to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=404045)😃

Next: Kegel Exercises

Sgt Schwartz

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