# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/401 "2007-01-16T03:01:32Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Link to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=404045)😃 Next: Kegel Exercises Sgt Schwartz [/QUOTE] Squeeze to please \*\* Turkey baster\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/402 "2007-01-16T03:05:08Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] Turkey baster\*\* [/QUOTE] Lesbian fertility tool. Bubble gum ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/403 "2007-01-16T03:12:01Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Lesbian fertility tool. Bubble gum [/QUOTE] Icky '70s rock **Porcelain** ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/404 "2007-01-16T03:17:01Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] **Porcelain** [/QUOTE] Not rich celain. Asphalt ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/405 "2007-01-16T03:21:58Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Not rich celain. Asphalt [/QUOTE] Huge butt crack **Vesuvius** ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/406 "2007-01-16T03:34:30Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] Huge butt crack **Vesuvius** [/QUOTE] Huge crack, but… Ottowa Roughriders Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/407 "2007-01-16T03:35:41Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Link to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=404045)😃 Next: Kegel Exercises [/QUOTE] squeeze out jism pessary ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/408 "2007-01-16T03:36:43Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] squeeze out jism pessary [/QUOTE] SHIT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Ottawa Roughriders: is that CFL? Neville Chamberlain ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/409 "2007-01-16T04:33:08Z")
Neville Chamberlain: He’s no pessary. John Wayne. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/410 "2007-01-16T05:45:46Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Neville Chamberlain: He’s no pessary. John Wayne. [/QUOTE] No war hero. Antidisestablishmentarianism. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/411 "2007-01-16T06:25:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **Civil Guy** > > Antidisestablishmentarianism Long Freaking Word. Tap dancing. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/412 "2007-01-16T11:46:53Z")
[QUOTE=pbbth] Tap dancing. [/QUOTE] twicks’s unusual skill. Menage a trois ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/413 "2007-01-16T13:24:27Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] twicks’s unusual skill. Menage a trois [/QUOTE] One extra player Whose Line Is It Anway? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/414 "2007-01-16T14:06:07Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Whose Line Is It Anway? [/QUOTE] Seriously funny improv. “The Aristocrats” ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/415 "2007-01-16T14:20:59Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Seriously funny improv. “The Aristocrats” [/QUOTE] The Aristocrats again? Duck! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/416 "2007-01-16T14:54:24Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] The Aristocrats again? Duck! [/QUOTE] Dick Cheney’s here! Artifical Insemination ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/417 "2007-01-16T15:46:53Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Dick Cheney’s here! Artifical Insemination [/QUOTE] Artificial Insemination: Nonsexual Baby Maker ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/418 "2007-01-16T15:47:57Z")
Frolick. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/419 "2007-01-16T15:59:38Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] Frolick. [/QUOTE] Gambol and prance. Hyena. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/420 "2007-01-16T16:15:11Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Hyena. [/QUOTE] Laugh, scavenger, laugh! _ **Dreamgirls** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=22)