# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/501 "2007-01-18T11:56:37Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Genie’s illuminated home. Emery board. [/QUOTE] gems on board Dextrin ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/502 "2007-01-18T14:54:25Z")
Dextrin: Kinda like carbs. Kodos the Executioner. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/503 "2007-01-18T15:21:48Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Dextrin: Kinda like carbs. Kodos the Executioner. [/QUOTE] Not Kang’s Partner **Jar Jar Binks** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/504 "2007-01-18T15:42:08Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] **Jar Jar Binks** [/QUOTE] Lucas’s racist caricature. Penn and Teller. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/505 "2007-01-18T15:59:01Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Lucas’s racist caricature. Penn and Teller. [/QUOTE] One strange pair Paddlefish ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/506 "2007-01-18T19:57:23Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] One strange pair Paddlefish [/QUOTE] Long, flat snout. Next: British ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/507 "2007-01-18T20:05:35Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Long, flat snout. Next: British [/QUOTE] '60s musical invaders. Death ray, ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/508 "2007-01-18T20:19:13Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] '60s musical invaders. Death ray, [/QUOTE] Propagates in ether Flabbergasted ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/509 "2007-01-18T20:21:15Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] Propagates in ether Flabbergasted [/QUOTE] Flabbergasted: “Buh, buh, wha?” everlasting ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/510 "2007-01-18T20:39:47Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] Flabbergasted: “Buh, buh, wha?” everlasting [/QUOTE] Willy Wonka’s Gobstoppers shaving cream ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/511 "2007-01-18T20:43:49Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] Flabbergasted: “Buh, buh, wha?” everlasting [/QUOTE] never to end * * * Gotterdammerung ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/512 "2007-01-18T20:51:05Z")
Shaving cream: Bye bye beard! _Gotterdammerung._ ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/513 "2007-01-18T20:57:14Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _Gotterdammerung._ [/QUOTE] ## German for Ragnarok. Viking Kittens ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/514 "2007-01-18T21:04:06Z")
Viking Kittens: Felines with horns. Coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/515 "2007-01-18T22:35:10Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Viking Kittens: Felines with horns. Coffee. [/QUOTE] WAKES ME UP!! MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/516 "2007-01-18T22:58:14Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] WAKES ME UP!! MPSIMS [/QUOTE] It’s a mouthful Killer Blimps ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/517 "2007-01-18T23:16:11Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Killer Blimps [/QUOTE] ## Brought me here\* Ceiling Fans \*True story. Scylla’s blimp story is the first thing I ever read on the Dope, and I was hooked. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/518 "2007-01-18T23:49:32Z")
## [QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Brought me here\* Ceiling Fans [/QUOTE] Go “hooray, ceilings!” 😃 turtle ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/519 "2007-01-19T00:40:20Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] turtle [/QUOTE] Green speed bump. **Remote Control.** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/520 "2007-01-19T00:49:03Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] **Remote Control.** [/QUOTE] Couch potato’s crutch. Overnight delivery. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=27)