# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/541 "2007-01-19T21:49:56Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] That’s the UC Irvine Anteaters, not aardvarks, last I checked. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Damn! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/542 "2007-01-19T22:10:04Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] **drudgery** [/QUOTE] ## Nine to five Happy Hour ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/543 "2007-01-20T00:20:07Z")
Fonda Tomlin Parton. 😃 Next: **Fixative** ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/544 "2007-01-20T00:53:48Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] **Fixative** [/QUOTE] Mends broken tives. Dominate ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/545 "2007-01-20T01:11:33Z")
[QUOTE=MonkeyMensch] Dominate [/QUOTE] Emulate a steamroller. Winsome. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/546 "2007-01-20T01:37:05Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Emulate a steamroller. Winsome. [/QUOTE] lose some, too next: World War Three ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/547 "2007-01-20T01:43:43Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] lose some, too next: World War Three [/QUOTE] Goat herders attack Selenian ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/548 "2007-01-20T05:38:45Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] Goat herders attack Selenian [/QUOTE] Like the Moon Next: Beavis and Butthead Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/549 "2007-01-20T13:14:59Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Next: Beavis and Butthead [/QUOTE] Heh. He said … Western omelet ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/550 "2007-01-20T13:37:20Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Heh. He said … Western omelet [/QUOTE] High chloresteral city! \*\* Lex Luther [/b[ ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/551 "2007-01-20T14:20:50Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] High chloresteral city! \*\* Lex Luther [/b[ [/QUOTE] Superman’s evil nemesis. **sphincter** ---
**Author:** ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/552 "2007-01-20T14:46:23Z")
sphincter: most marvelous muscle **kaleidoscope** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/553 "2007-01-20T15:02:19Z")
[QUOTE=Butterscotch] **kaleidoscope** [/QUOTE] Oooh, pretty colors! Sewing machine. ---
**Author:** ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/554 "2007-01-20T15:04:55Z")
Sewing machine: Can do buttonholes! **atlas** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/555 "2007-01-20T15:33:14Z")
[QUOTE=Butterscotch] Sewing machine: Can do buttonholes! **atlas** [/QUOTE] Ayn Rand’s shrugger **Laura Ingalls Wilder** ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/556 "2007-01-20T15:39:48Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Ayn Rand’s shrugger **Laura Ingalls Wilder** [/QUOTE] Young prairie writer. **Blustery.** ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/557 "2007-01-20T16:19:57Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] Young prairie writer. **Blustery.** [/QUOTE] windy, windier, windiest next: Ballet ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/558 "2007-01-20T16:21:07Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] next: Ballet [/QUOTE] Anachronistic art form. Twinkle. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/559 "2007-01-20T16:26:52Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Anachronistic art form. Twinkle. [/QUOTE] Lewis Carroll’s bat Twinkie ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/560 "2007-01-20T16:33:00Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Lewis Carroll’s bat Twinkie [/QUOTE] Probable apocalypse survivor. Twister. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=29)