# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/561 "2007-01-20T17:14:55Z")
Happy Hour: Drink more, longer! Twister: Often hits Oklahoma. Atomic clock. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/562 "2007-01-20T21:43:11Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Happy Hour: Drink more, longer! Twister: Often hits Oklahoma. Atomic clock. [/QUOTE] Accurate Cesium Chronometer Tonsil Stones ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/563 "2007-01-21T02:15:01Z")
[QUOTE=Enola Straight] Accurate Cesium Chronometer Tonsil Stones [/QUOTE] My throat rocks!!! Next: Rapid Refund Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/564 "2007-01-21T04:23:05Z")
Rapid Refund: Gimme money NOW! Internal Revenue Service. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/565 "2007-01-21T12:38:42Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Rapid Refund: Gimme money NOW! Internal Revenue Service. [/QUOTE] extortion and thuggery Lascars ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/566 "2007-01-21T14:27:12Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] extortion and thuggery Lascars [/QUOTE] East Indian Seamen Next: Playstation Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/567 "2007-01-21T19:32:18Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] East Indian Seamen Next: Playstation Sgt Schwartz [/QUOTE] Child’s electronic crack M-theory ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/568 "2007-01-22T02:54:25Z")
M-theory: Pondering 007’s boss. Steve Jobs. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/569 "2007-01-22T03:11:56Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Steve Jobs. [/QUOTE] Some computer guy. 😃 _The Apprentice_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/570 "2007-01-22T03:22:28Z")
_The Apprentice:_ Combover’s sinking show. Empire State Building. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/571 "2007-01-22T04:12:20Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _The Apprentice:_ Combover’s sinking show. Empire State Building. [/QUOTE] Kong’s monkey bars Peter Jackson ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/572 "2007-01-22T04:56:59Z")
Peter Jackson: Oughta direct _Hobbit_. Cave troll. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/573 "2007-01-22T05:02:59Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Cave troll. [/QUOTE] Was kinda sad ☹ Sperm Cube ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/574 "2007-01-22T05:25:59Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Was kinda sad ☹ Sperm Cube [/QUOTE] (let’s see David Blaine spend a week in THERE) lots of jizz handkerchief ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/575 "2007-01-22T05:53:58Z")
Handkerchief: Could clean jizz. Jazz. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/576 "2007-01-22T05:56:02Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Handkerchief: Could clean jizz. Jazz. [/QUOTE] best music ever computers ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/577 "2007-01-22T11:48:23Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Kong’s monkey bars [/QUOTE] This was excellent! > [@](#): > > Computers How we’re communicating. Dishrag. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/578 "2007-01-22T14:48:18Z")
Dishrag: Almost a handkerchief. Monticello. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/579 "2007-01-22T14:54:52Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Dishrag: Almost a handkerchief. Monticello. [/QUOTE] Historical Jefferson House _Sally Hemmings_\* ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/580 "2007-01-22T15:05:41Z")
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