# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/41 "2007-01-10T21:11:01Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Bifocals. [/QUOTE] I’m gettin’ old. disaster ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/42 "2007-01-10T21:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] disaster [/QUOTE] Severed her bum. No, wait! Bad shit happens. Antipasto ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/43 "2007-01-10T21:31:10Z")
Greasy, cheesy salad. Cheetah. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/44 "2007-01-10T21:34:10Z")
Tarzan’s misnamed monkey dice ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/45 "2007-01-10T21:35:02Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Greasy, cheesy salad. Cheetah. [/QUOTE] Wonder Woman’s nemesis. Gumby ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/46 "2007-01-10T21:41:04Z")
Green, rubbery, dammit! Orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/47 "2007-01-10T21:41:59Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Orgasm. [/QUOTE] Uh, uhhh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! snarky ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/48 "2007-01-10T21:55:52Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] Uh, uhhh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! snarky [/QUOTE] My fucking coworker. Crumpet. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/49 "2007-01-10T21:57:41Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] My fucking coworker. Crumpet. [/QUOTE] Treat at teatime. Fuchsia ---
**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/50 "2007-01-10T21:58:50Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Treat at teatime. Fuchsia [/QUOTE] Nice pink plant. **gallbladder** ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/51 "2007-01-10T22:02:46Z")
[QUOTE=Dorjän] Nice pink plant. **gallbladder** [/QUOTE] What’s it for? Ninja ---
**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/52 "2007-01-10T22:06:09Z")
cooler than pirates. ponytail ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/53 "2007-01-10T22:14:57Z")
Ponytail Perky '50s 'do Rubbery ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/54 "2007-01-10T22:17:46Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Rubbery [/QUOTE] Stretchy elastic material Next: **Black Hole** ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/55 "2007-01-10T22:27:21Z")
[QUOTE=dwc1970] Stretchy elastic material Next: **Black Hole** [/QUOTE] Black Hole: Very dense place **Nipple** ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/56 "2007-01-10T22:35:55Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] Black Hole: Very dense place **Nipple** [/QUOTE] Heaven’s little pepperoni. Beer. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/57 "2007-01-10T22:40:53Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Heaven’s little pepperoni. Beer. [/QUOTE] (I’ll be chuckling about that for hours to come!) ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/58 "2007-01-10T22:42:14Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Heaven’s little pepperoni. Beer. [/QUOTE] Tastes like poo. James Randi. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/59 "2007-01-10T22:56:38Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] Tastes like poo. James Randi. [/QUOTE] He’s a person Glasses ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/60 "2007-01-10T23:04:00Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] He’s a person Glasses [/QUOTE] Slide down nose Artichoke [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=4)