# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/581 "2007-01-22T15:08:59Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Jethro Tull. [/QUOTE] Flute rockin’ badass * * * Business cards ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/582 "2007-01-22T15:24:14Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Flute rockin’ badass * * * Business cards [/QUOTE] Look! I’m _important_! Next: porn ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/583 "2007-01-22T15:24:25Z")
Business cards: Reputation on paper. Job interview. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/584 "2007-01-22T15:25:32Z")
Porn: Good dirty fun. Job interview. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/585 "2007-01-22T15:38:32Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Porn: Good dirty fun. Job interview. [/QUOTE] Looking for cash Stalagmite ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/586 "2007-01-22T16:07:15Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] Looking for cash Stalagmite [/QUOTE] Sticky-uppy one. Post-it note. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/587 "2007-01-22T16:26:25Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Sticky-uppy one. Post-it note. [/QUOTE] Sticky-onny one Jonquil ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/588 "2007-01-22T17:09:57Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Sticky-onny one Jonquil [/QUOTE] Jonquil: Narcissistic yellow flower. Eddie Murphy ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/589 "2007-01-22T17:21:35Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Eddie Murphy [/QUOTE] Great in _Dreamgirls_ Lasagna. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/590 "2007-01-22T17:22:24Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Great in _Dreamgirls_ Lasagna. [/QUOTE] Lasagna: Almost better cold. Real Doll. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/591 "2007-01-22T17:36:13Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Lasagna: Almost better cold. Real Doll. [/QUOTE] Hookers are cheaper. Next: Hookers ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/592 "2007-01-22T17:41:02Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Hookers [/QUOTE] Great with blow. Hurricane. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/593 "2007-01-22T17:50:38Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Hurricane. [/QUOTE] Mighty strong drink * * * Ring tones ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/594 "2007-01-22T17:54:44Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Hurricane. [/QUOTE] Destroys coastal cities. Ordering pizza. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/595 "2007-01-22T18:18:13Z")
Ordering pizza: Life’s greatest convenience. Ring tones: FREE!!! (participation required) Spongebob Squarepants ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/596 "2007-01-22T22:50:01Z")
> [@](#): > > Spongebob Squarepants Nutty Yellow fellow Heroes (the NBC series) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/597 "2007-01-23T00:48:28Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Heroes (the NBC series) [/QUOTE] Starts again tonight. Olivia Newton-John. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/598 "2007-01-23T00:58:47Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Starts again tonight. Olivia Newton-John. [/QUOTE] Let’s get physical! John Travolta ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/599 "2007-01-23T01:00:57Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] John Travolta [/QUOTE] Devoutly studies Hubbard. * * * Canadian Pig Farm ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/600 "2007-01-23T01:53:42Z")
Canadian Pig Farm: Lotsa porkers, eh? Stephen Harper, PM, MP. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=31)