# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/661 "2007-01-25T14:33:04Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] No fuckin’ way. **Stiletto.** [/QUOTE] Black Hand weapon _I, Claudius_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/662 "2007-01-25T14:41:50Z")
_I, Claudius_: Roman court intrigues. Centurion. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/663 "2007-01-25T14:48:47Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Centurion. [/QUOTE] Studly “Spartacus” extra. Hair extensions. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/664 "2007-01-25T14:49:42Z")
Hair extensions: Not your locks. Padlock. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/665 "2007-01-25T15:36:30Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Padlock. [/QUOTE] A Sanitary Belt …heh… Endoplasmic Reticulum ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/666 "2007-01-25T15:58:26Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Endoplasmic Reticulum [/QUOTE] Rhymes with Rectum Velocipede ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/667 "2007-01-25T16:20:01Z")
predecessor of bicycle Unicycle ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/668 "2007-01-25T16:38:57Z")
Always falling off Pregnant ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/669 "2007-01-25T16:55:56Z")
knocked her up fnord ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/670 "2007-01-25T17:15:35Z")
[QUOTE=Enola Straight] fnord [/QUOTE] It’s a conspiracy! Touch typing ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/671 "2007-01-25T17:49:40Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] It’s a conspiracy! Touch typing [/QUOTE] Peeking is Cheating Oral sex ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/672 "2007-01-25T17:56:19Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Peeking is Cheating Oral sex [/QUOTE] Married Man’s Memory Next: Pluto ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/673 "2007-01-25T18:14:16Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Married Man’s Memory Next: Pluto [/QUOTE] Planet… or not Next: Mercury ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/674 "2007-01-25T18:39:47Z")
Mercury: Tiny, rocky, hot. Ceres. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/675 "2007-01-25T19:09:18Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Mercury: Tiny, rocky, hot. Ceres. [/QUOTE] She causes winter. Thor ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/676 "2007-01-25T19:19:31Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] Thor [/QUOTE] Dad’s dog’s name * * * floppy disks ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/677 "2007-01-25T19:31:31Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] floppy disks [/QUOTE] Data storage devices. **Liberia** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/678 "2007-01-25T19:43:27Z")
Liberia: Tragically failed state. Somalia. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/679 "2007-01-25T23:03:13Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Somalia. [/QUOTE] Look Ma! Warlords! John Wooden ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/680 "2007-01-26T05:29:58Z")
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