# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 37

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/721 "2007-01-27T14:06:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
Best season EVAH.

**Piano player.**  
[/QUOTE]

Don’t Shoot Me.

Anita Bryant

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/722 "2007-01-27T14:17:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
Don’t Shoot Me.

Anita Bryant  
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That Citrusy Cunt.

**Bellybutton.**

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/723 "2007-01-27T14:23:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
That Citrusy Cunt.

**Bellybutton.**  
[/QUOTE]

Pillsbury Doughboy’s G-Spot

cowgirl

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/724 "2007-01-27T14:57:56Z")

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[QUOTE=hocow]  
Pillsbury Doughboy’s G-Spot

cowgirl  
[/QUOTE]

Wears out chaps

Friesia

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/725 "2007-01-27T15:05:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]  
Wears out chaps

Friesia  
[/QUOTE]

Smells real pretty

Sylvia Brown

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/726 "2007-01-27T17:43:38Z")

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The Bile Aisle.  
Next: Apogee

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**Author:** ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/727 "2007-01-27T17:53:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]  
Apogee  
[/QUOTE]

The highest point

Next: juggler

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**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/728 "2007-01-27T17:59:28Z")

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balls in air  
mosquito bite

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/729 "2007-01-27T18:00:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Butterscotch]  
juggler  
[/QUOTE]

Plays with balls.

Zipper

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/730 "2007-01-27T18:10:18Z")

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Mosquito bite: Itchy & Scratchy  
Zipper: X-Y-Z

Itchy & Scratchy

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/731 "2007-01-27T22:24:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
Mosquito bite: Itchy & Scratchy  
Zipper: X-Y-Z

Itchy & Scratchy  
[/QUOTE]

art imitating art

Next: Fabulous!

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**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/732 "2007-01-27T22:28:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
art imitating art

Next: Fabulous!  
[/QUOTE]

Saunders and Lumley

The _Mona Lisa_

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/733 "2007-01-27T22:31:08Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> The Mona Lisa

Ugly famous lady.

next: Battle-cry!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/734 "2007-01-27T23:57:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Regallag\_The\_Axe]  
next: Battle-cry!  
[/QUOTE]

Banzai, for one.

Bonsai

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/735 "2007-01-28T03:10:39Z")

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Beautiful diminutive tree

Peyote

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/736 "2007-01-28T05:27:38Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Beautiful diminutive tree

Peyote  
[/QUOTE]

the sacramental cactus

Next: Brokeback Mountain

Sgt Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/737 "2007-01-28T05:57:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]

Next: Brokeback Mountain  
Sgt Schwartz  
[/QUOTE]

Cowboys in love.

Giant Australian earthworms.

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**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/738 "2007-01-28T14:08:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Scribble]  
Cowboys in love.

Giant Australian earthworms.  
[/QUOTE]

don’t produce spice

_Dune_

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/739 "2007-01-28T15:24:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore]  
_Dune_  
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(I’m going with a two-fer)

Sting’s leather bikini  
&  
Oozing facial pustules

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Waffle House

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/740 "2007-01-28T20:39:17Z")

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[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
(I’m going with a two-fer)

Sting’s leather bikini  
&  
Oozing facial pustules

* * *

Waffle House  
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The awful waffle!

Next: Gin Blossoms

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