# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/741 "2007-01-28T20:54:07Z")
_Gin Blossoms_ Evidence of Alcoholism **Binder Clip** ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/742 "2007-01-28T21:48:10Z")
[QUOTE=Way Too Happy] _Gin Blossoms_ Evidence of Alcoholism **Binder Clip** [/QUOTE] [Lethal office weapon](http://www.officeguns.com/gun_double_maul.html) Japanese beetle ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/743 "2007-01-28T22:22:59Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] [Lethal office weapon](http://www.officeguns.com/gun_double_maul.html) Japanese beetle [/QUOTE] Yoko Ono Next: Monkey ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/744 "2007-01-28T22:24:21Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Yoko Ono Next: Monkey [/QUOTE] Simian tree dweller. Asparagus ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/745 "2007-01-28T23:01:51Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Asparagus [/QUOTE] ## Slimey green sticks Wind chill ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/746 "2007-01-28T23:47:41Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Wind chill [/QUOTE] Winter weather datum. Chicago Bears ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/747 "2007-01-29T01:52:26Z")
Chicago Bears: Rumbln’ Stumblin’ Fumblin’ 😃 \*\* Collander\*\* ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/748 "2007-01-29T01:56:03Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] Chicago Bears: Rumbln’ Stumblin’ Fumblin’ 😃 \*\* Collander\*\* [/QUOTE] Strains my pasta. Next: Rusty Trombone Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/749 "2007-01-29T02:35:14Z")
Rusty Trombone: Rust-torn horn **Banana** ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/750 "2007-01-29T02:38:39Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] **Banana** [/QUOTE] ## Potassium-packed produce philanthropy ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/751 "2007-01-29T03:16:40Z")
## [QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Potassium-packed produce philanthropy [/QUOTE] Carnegie’s libraries, e.g. OED. ---
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/752 "2007-01-29T04:08:33Z")
_OED_ Grateful it’s alphabetical. **Factor** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/753 "2007-01-29T04:41:09Z")
Factor: Have no fear. _My Name is Earl._ ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/754 "2007-01-29T04:53:05Z")
Jason Lee comedy marinade ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/755 "2007-01-29T05:05:04Z")
Marinade: Let meat swim. T-bone steak. ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/756 "2007-01-29T10:59:28Z")
T-bone steak: in my tummy Brontosaurus ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/757 "2007-01-29T11:05:02Z")
Brontosaurus: Small Big Small Marmalade ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/758 "2007-01-29T11:15:34Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] Marmalade [/QUOTE] Fruit rind preserves leaded gasoline ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/759 "2007-01-29T11:42:54Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] leaded gasoline [/QUOTE] Original Beetle’s fuel. Happy face. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/760 "2007-01-29T13:31:43Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Original Beetle’s fuel. Happy face. [/QUOTE] Not on Monday _Grease: You’re The One That I Want_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=39)