# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/761 "2007-01-29T14:09:43Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] _Grease: You’re The One That I Want_ [/QUOTE] Sing _and_ dance. Gene Kelly. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/762 "2007-01-29T14:25:23Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Sing _and_ dance. Gene Kelly. [/QUOTE] Reluctant dancer, actually. Next: A Clockwork Orange ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/763 "2007-01-29T17:51:33Z")
_A Clockwork Orange_: “Horrorshow, my droogies!” Anthony Burgess. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/764 "2007-01-29T18:05:13Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Anthony Burgess. [/QUOTE] Isn’t Burgess Meredith. The Penguin. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/765 "2007-01-29T18:07:55Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Isn’t Burgess Meredith. The Penguin. [/QUOTE] Happy Feet Avian Fnar ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/766 "2007-01-29T18:09:07Z")
Fnar: Nnot cnlose bny. Purposeful misspellings. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/767 "2007-01-30T00:16:14Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Purposeful misspellings. [/QUOTE] Spnamn philter bloccckers. Ph level. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/768 "2007-01-30T01:14:15Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] Ph level. [/QUOTE] Gardener’s soil concern. Earthworm. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/769 "2007-01-30T02:12:29Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Gardener’s soil concern. Earthworm. [/QUOTE] Wiggles in dirt Next: Time Warp Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/770 "2007-01-30T03:25:03Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Next: Time Warp [/QUOTE] ## The pelvic thrust Fog ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/771 "2007-01-30T04:49:49Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Fog [/QUOTE] Thick and murky Allentown, Pennsylvania ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/772 "2007-01-30T13:19:57Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] Thick and murky Allentown, Pennsylvania [/QUOTE] Old Mining Town Piano Man ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/773 "2007-01-30T14:06:51Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Old Mining Town Piano Man [/QUOTE] He’s Jackson Brown **Armpit Fart.** ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/774 "2007-01-30T14:39:29Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] **Armpit Fart.** [/QUOTE] Rude, silly noise. Plaster of Paris ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/775 "2007-01-30T15:11:31Z")
Plaster of Paris: “Hold still, bitch!” Nicole Richie. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/776 "2007-01-30T15:18:32Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Plaster of Paris: “Hold still, bitch!” Nicole Richie. [/QUOTE] She does WHAT? Hollywood Squares ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/777 "2007-01-30T17:02:00Z")
_Hollywood Squares_: Fading celebrities appear. Paul Lynde. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/778 "2007-01-30T17:16:42Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _Hollywood Squares_: Fading celebrities appear. Paul Lynde. [/QUOTE] Center Closet Square Secretariat ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/779 "2007-01-30T17:23:56Z")
Secretariat: Horse or UN? Barbaro. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/780 "2007-01-30T17:41:45Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Secretariat: Horse or UN? Barbaro. [/QUOTE] Barbaro Brand Glue™ Next: Broke [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=40)